Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

2021

Jul

I just got off posting JULIANNE HOUGH NIPPLE IN A BIKINI where I concluded that girls who dance are girls who fuck….and if you’ve ever fucked a professionally trained dancer, or even an amateur dancer you picked up at a rave while she was high on mind altering drugs and confused you for the DJ….or even a stripper who may not know how to dance but has the confidence to get on stage and spread her ass against a pole other girls spread their asses against…you’ll know…their athleticism, connection to their body, their rhythm and in my case…their lack of teeth….prove to be a magical sexual experience even for those of us with small penis.

The correlation of fuck to dance ability is real….

So Jordyn Jones’ parents, who we’ll assume are multi-generational inbred from Michigan….white trash, blue collar, farm hand alcoholics who knew their baby girl needded some life skills to get by and they put her in the local dance class at the church basement while they were upstairs at their AA meetings or collecting bread at the food drive…it was Christmas afer all..

I am sure they had no plan to have her hit REALITY TV at a young age and cash in like she did, it was likely more for a stripping local, give her the tools and competitive advantage needed…

Yet here she is selling access to bikini pics for a lot more than she’d make giving lab dances and that’s how to make it in America…it starts with Dance…just ask every TikTok Millionaire…