Julianne Hough is showing off her Mormon Gone Wild sexual prowess that she may have always had thanks to being sexualized by creeper dance instructors who were training her and her brother in dance that we can assume ended up the horizontal and naked kind, because how else would they establish that bond needed to really understand each other on a level to know each other’s next move on the floor or stage, sometimes genetic connection isn’t enough and multi-generational incest has been going on for a long fucking time….

I mean I don’t know if that actually happened, but I don’t mind pretending it did, just like I don’t know if she did tons of blow with Ryan Seacrest before hours of anal sex, not too sure if she was the top or bottom with that guy, because there was a time when she was dating him and I have known more than one girl who has fucked Seacrest and even signed NDAs with him, only to tell me the stories…that I comedically summarizing here for you because they’re probably bullshit stories…I mean he is America’s Sweetheart….

I do know that Hough, as a dancer, is showing off some naughty dance moves in a skimpy bikini, the kind of outfit the Mormon church she escaped for fame and fortune would probably frown upon before inviting it into their office for “punishment” with her sister wives…

I also know, you can see part of her nipple, making the bikini dance show better…

I’m not a Julianne Hough Fan, what do I look like Taylor Swift….weren’t they friends at one point? Who knows…not me…WORST CELEB BLOGGER…just the longest standing one I guess..

I’m here for the tits anyway and she’s bringing them….

In conclusion, dancers can fuck.

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