January Jones is a nice reminder that big titty old ladies who made it thanks to their titties don’t die….because in her mid 40s, she still bringing the sexual content that for whatever reason is more ass than titties…confusing me…only because I don’t think now is the time to switch things up, maybe stick to what you’re good at…having tits…integrating other body parts is just confusing to those of us who didn’t watch Mad Men so we don’t know who the fuck you are….other than tits…that are single mom tits…because she never revealed Jason Sudeikis to be her deadbeat dad and there is a possibility he isn’t the deadbeat dad…I am sure there’s plenty of options of who could be…including Weinstein, Cosby, and the cast of Hamilton….LIN MANUEL we’re onto you.

The point is, it was Fourth of July in an era of half the population hating America, half the population trying to hold onto American freedoms and values, but ultimately, Americans as a whole still know they are in the most important country in the world, so there should be more people posing with flags like this, instead of turning their back on the flag…

While I’m a firm believer that we’re all in a conservatorship with the Government and the concept of freedom is just a marketing hook….I can still appreciate good old fashioned American Flag pride….even with old mom booty in it cuz mom booty is still booty according to my research…it’s just not as hot as hotter and younger booty….but it can be as fun because it’s on its last legs and you know when on your deathbed or your sex appeal’s death bed, you try harder.

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