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2018

09

Aug

January Jones Titty Selfies of the Day

January Jones Tits in Bikini

The day is getting real hot, and not cuz it’s summer and hot as fuck out there, all the girls be half naked…it’s getting hot, real hot, when you see January Jones – single mother – taking her tits to social media as she does…

It’s like she doesn’t know she’s 40 years old, so she’s out there scrambling as hard as she can get get the attention she thinks she deserves….

It’s probable…that she’s got a lot of money, and nothing else to do with her time, and the single mother shit was just to lock in an 18 year monthly revenue stream, giving her time to attention seek, whore out like she did to get where she is today…DICK RIDING.

If you get off to this. You have a very weird sexual dysfunction. There are young hot girls who are more accomplished out there. Give em a shot!


January Jones Tits in Red Sports Bra

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2018

17

Jul

January Jones Bikini of the Day

January Jones realizes that her tits allow her to continue to post up pics of her tits because she’s got tits and even at 40 people still like tits..when traditionally you’d think 40 is too old for tits…well it’s a new generation and really if you’ve been to the public pool, and I have, some of the hottest monster tits are on old fat moms in bathing suits designed to give their sloppy tits some lift… so January Jones would fit in with that crowd…mainly because I live in the ghetto and they are all single moms too…only they probably aren’t getting the 20k a month child support checks so that I guess is why this one is winning at life while we’re all losing…

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2018

04

Jul

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

Yo…look close in the pussy region, which is the first place I look when I see a bikini..

That’s a straight up mom pussy lip in a bikini bottom…and it’s bigger than most of your dicks…

January Jones is living the American dream, a hot middle class suburbanite who was hot enough to move to NYC and become a model where she fucked her way to the right meetings…has the ability to get knocked up and carry that child into the world in exchange for hefty child support payments…so that she can sit around and live the American dream…

In other countries this single mother would be killed off…in America…celebrated…

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2018

18

Jun

January Jones Bikini of the Day

January Jones Slutty Bikini for Instagram

This is how slutty women – who are likely single moms because it came with a paycheck or because they couldn’t have another abortion – spend their weekends…

Tits out in bikini taking selfies for social media for you to remember who she is – since she’s never really been all that famous – but pretty famous considering she’s from some small town where no one had ties to hollywood and is now hollywood – pushing 40 and still saying “look at my tits” – TITS!!

January Jones Slutty Instagram

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2018

12

Jun

January Jones Topless of the Day

January Jones Naked on Instagram

Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, but who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, becaue at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans, so that they never knew what true whores they were…

But they were always whores, and now they are given instagram power to produce and promote content in ways that they know how, that is close to their hearts, like whores…

It’s like when you give old people technology, they try to do what the youth are doing and end up on facebook and shit….posting selfies..in what will always make me feel uncomfortable..

The fact is that January Jones came up from not having any ties to fame, then ended up on tv, with fame…and an illegitimate child…which to me sums up the kind of person she is nicely…

Here she is dressed like a 15 year old showing off her 50 year old ass


January Jones black panties see through dress

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2018

29

May

January Jones Booty Shorts of the Day

January Jones Booty Shorts

When you’re a single mother, because your baby daddy wants nothing to do with you, but likely sends her monthly checks…you do what you can to make ends meet, including but not limited to giving us glimpses of how she got a career in the first place…exhibitionism in a playful way so it seems less desperate and whorish while it is still desperate and whorish….

Obviously, she is pandering to some group of virgin loser tit lover, and I guess ass lover, in a low level way that people pretend isn’t low level thanks to her being on TV, making her high level by default…she’s got that TV stamp of approval…..unlike all the other girls who wear shorts like this who are like 20 years old and we want to see dressed like this…

We all know that dicks were sucked to get to this point in her career…we also know she’s 40, living single mother being a stereotype ass out…for male attention..and you probably find it hot…

January Jones Booty Shorts

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2018

10

May

January Jones Tits of the Day

January Jones Tits in a Pink Bra

January Jones Tit in Robe is a Fetish somewhere, which is the same logic as Jimmy Buffett’s “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere”….because he panders to fat alcoholic trash with diabetes in their motorized scooters looking for a taste of “paradise” through sugary adult slushy drinks….the caribbean experience for retired trash that can neither afford the real caribbean experience…or really want the real caribbean experience…but rather the mall version of it….

What I am saying is that January Jones Tit in Robe is pandering to some group of virgin loser tit lover, in a low level way that people pretend isn’t low level thanks to her being on TV, making her high level….while we all know that dicks were sucked to get to this point in her career…we also know she’s 40, a single mother being a stereotype who can just put the tit away already….but no one’s told her…she’s still trying to matter the way it worked the first time.

January Jones TIts in the Bath

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