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2019

06

Jun

January Jones Bikini of the Day

January Jones Bikini

January Jones from such hits as who the fuck cares…has found SOCIAL MEDIA..and understands the complexity of social media which is basically tits get hits, but she already knew that – it’s the basis of her whole career…it was just done behind the scenes back then..

So she still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…I am sure it is challenging to pull off….get half naked / take selfie…

But these people just sort of stumble into this world, and I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother in the first place…just the same attitude but applied to putting dick in her….rich dick…because like Irina Shayk can tell you…if you’re gonna get knocked up make sure it’s with a dick that has a fat bank account to keep you paid well for the next 18 years when your careers fade as you age…

Sugar baby love doesn’t last forever, but the payments if you get knocked up last 18 years…

GOOD DEAL…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick and has her own money from her career….

I think we can collectively say too much time has been spent on January Jones right here, right now.

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2019

08

Apr

January Jones Naked of the Day

January Jones Naked

Hey January Jones, keep it in your pants…otherwise you’ll end up pregnant with another kid who doesn’t know who his dad is because your vagina is like a smoothie of sperm from various men you’ve fucked that day, swirling around trying to find your womb….OR…she’s just a slut, who knows who the baby daddy is and took a pay off to keep his name out of the press, because he’s either high profile, or married…either way…she gets paid and that makes life more fun, it allows her to do all the things she wants to do…like post shitty content to her social media for her fans…cuz it’s not like this bitch actually works as an actress…I haven’t seen her in anything ever…

This is likely from a photoshoot, not from a selfie, but we can collectively say “SHOW US MORE MOM PUSSY”….because that circus freak pussy you get from being a mom…you know th clown car pussy people climb out of – is the whole basis of being a mom….so I say show it to the fucking world….like you’re PT BARNUM…

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2019

15

Mar

January Jones Leggings of the Day

January Jones Leggings

This kind of slutty behavior, attention seeking behavior, is exactly what got this bitch knocked up the time she didn’t abort or couldn’t abort, because she had way too many abortions…or maybe she kept the kid because it came with the best deal, financial gain, or fuck you to the baby daddy we have never knowns and don’t rally care who knocked her up, it’s just funny to see some old bitch dancing around on her social media to show you all how real and quirky she is..but I just find it annoying…that’s why I like photos over video…you don’t have to be fucking annoyed when looking at an ass in leggings but when girl does shit like this, it’s hard to not feel that shame in the pit of my stomach for her….even if she’s won at life thanks to her vagina…I still think she can be embarrassing…and this is the proof…

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2018

03

Oct

January Jones Topless Big Titty Scarecrow of the Day

January Jones Topless Covering Nipples

January Jones, who may be better known as Alex Jones’ wife, Jordyn Jones‘ mom, or Genevieve Jones’ auntie, TOM Jones’ estranged wife, Norah Jones’ cousin….the Mr Jones the Counting Crows used to sing of when they were a band, yes she’s that old, the Dr Jones Aqua used to sing about….January, who was born in February, making her name make no sense to me…the single mother with a guy she never leaked to the press, which will do well for her kid, knowing his dad never loved him, because he doesn’t exist in anything more than hush money….has officially….pulled out her tits for the internet because tits get hits and the only thing good about this slag is her tits…it’s the reason she exists….it’s what makes her January Jones….so why the fuck not get topless on social media, the device or platform designed to make all these ego narcissistic sluts get naked.

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2018

28

Aug

January Jones Erotica of the Day

January Jones Tits in See Through Bra and Panties

The most interesting thing about January Jones is that out of the 7500 people I follow on Instagram, who are all fucking sluts who get half naked, or pugs….

Only 8 of them follow January Jones….despite her having over 600,000 followers…

Which means one of two things, one, that her followers and the people I follow don’t have much cross over, and that there are levels to instagram beyond just nude sluts…like food, like travel, like moms, like memes, and the nude sluts I think the entire feed is…is just a slice of that business…like black twitter still runs twitter, but then again so does Trump….

Point being….despite none of the sluts I follow, who probably control who they follow, so they don’t look thirsty and give the illusion of ratio in favor of their popularity….following January Jones…

January Jones still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…

I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother…coded to fuck with her big tits out because it hels her get ahead…

I mean that and the fact that baby daddy had money and was willing to pay her off, you know security in the unstable world of acting…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick.

I do not have the answers…or really care….but you’d think I did care after walking through these half naked pics with you this Tuesday morning…

January Jones Ass in Jeans

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2018

28

Aug

January Jones Straight Whoring of the Day

The most interesting thing about January Jones is that out of the 7500 people I follow on Instagram, who are all fucking sluts who get half naked, or pugs….

Only 8 of them follow January Jones….despite her having over 600,000 followers…

Which means one of two things, one, that her followers and the people I follow don’t have much cross over, and that there are levels to instagram beyond just nude sluts…like food, like travel, like moms, like memes, and the nude sluts I think the entire feed is…is just a slice of that business…like black twitter still runs twitter, but then again so does Trump….

Point being….despite none of the sluts I follow, who probably control who they follow, so they don’t look thirsty and give the illusion of ratio in favor of their popularity….following January Jones…

January Jones still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…

I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother…coded to fuck with her big tits out because it hels her get ahead…

I mean that and the fact that baby daddy had money and was willing to pay her off, you know security in the unstable world of acting…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick.

I do not have the answers…or really care….but you’d think I did care after walking through these half naked pics with you this Tuesday morning…

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2018

09

Aug

January Jones Titty Selfies of the Day

January Jones Tits in Bikini

The day is getting real hot, and not cuz it’s summer and hot as fuck out there, all the girls be half naked…it’s getting hot, real hot, when you see January Jones – single mother – taking her tits to social media as she does…

It’s like she doesn’t know she’s 40 years old, so she’s out there scrambling as hard as she can get get the attention she thinks she deserves….

It’s probable…that she’s got a lot of money, and nothing else to do with her time, and the single mother shit was just to lock in an 18 year monthly revenue stream, giving her time to attention seek, whore out like she did to get where she is today…DICK RIDING.

If you get off to this. You have a very weird sexual dysfunction. There are young hot girls who are more accomplished out there. Give em a shot!


January Jones Tits in Red Sports Bra

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2018

17

Jul

January Jones Bikini of the Day

January Jones realizes that her tits allow her to continue to post up pics of her tits because she’s got tits and even at 40 people still like tits..when traditionally you’d think 40 is too old for tits…well it’s a new generation and really if you’ve been to the public pool, and I have, some of the hottest monster tits are on old fat moms in bathing suits designed to give their sloppy tits some lift… so January Jones would fit in with that crowd…mainly because I live in the ghetto and they are all single moms too…only they probably aren’t getting the 20k a month child support checks so that I guess is why this one is winning at life while we’re all losing…

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2018

04

Jul

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

Yo…look close in the pussy region, which is the first place I look when I see a bikini..

That’s a straight up mom pussy lip in a bikini bottom…and it’s bigger than most of your dicks…

January Jones is living the American dream, a hot middle class suburbanite who was hot enough to move to NYC and become a model where she fucked her way to the right meetings…has the ability to get knocked up and carry that child into the world in exchange for hefty child support payments…so that she can sit around and live the American dream…

In other countries this single mother would be killed off…in America…celebrated…

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2018

18

Jun

January Jones Bikini of the Day

January Jones Slutty Bikini for Instagram

This is how slutty women – who are likely single moms because it came with a paycheck or because they couldn’t have another abortion – spend their weekends…

Tits out in bikini taking selfies for social media for you to remember who she is – since she’s never really been all that famous – but pretty famous considering she’s from some small town where no one had ties to hollywood and is now hollywood – pushing 40 and still saying “look at my tits” – TITS!!

January Jones Slutty Instagram

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