I expect sluttier clothes from a woman who got pregnant from being a slut and most importantly kept the baby cuz she didn’t care that she was a slut or that the world would think she was a slut, and figured now was her chance to bring a fatherless child into the world, something sluts aspire to do….but instead she’s dressed like this….who’s she trying to fool?! I mean shit, I had her pegged for some 2 girls 1 placenta porn that leads into anal sex while crowning porn….but instead we get this…what a scam.

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I call these pics “single mother to be in the wind contemplating how she’s gonna explain to her kid why he’s fatherless”….is it cuz mommy is a whore and doesn’t keep track of the peopel she fucks, or maybe it is cuz mommy felt like raising a child alone cuz she had the means to do it, and daddy has no idea that you exist, or maybe it’s that daddy is too busying fucking with his supermodel wife and her kids, and really whatever it is, it is gonna be awkward….it always is when kids grow up in households that aren’t like households of any of their friend…but don’t tell January Jones’ selfish, greedy, self involved, pussy that…cuz she’ll power through it and deal with the social implications when the fucker is teased off the school yard in a “get out of here bastard” kinda way… Good times.

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I don’t know why I’m posting these pics. I never gave a fuck about January Jones. I never found her hot. I thought her name was stupid….but more importantly I don’t dig pregnant chicks, unless they aren’t pregnant with my baby, or overly pregnany but are really eager to get cummed inside…in which case I let it slide, cuz condoms are for pussies…or something….

Either way, here’s some preggers pics..of a pregnant bitch in tight pants…much less interesting than a teenage chick in tight pants or even a teenage pregnant chick in tight pants thanks to MTV…She’s not hot even if we know she got pregnant being a slut.

These would be way hotter if we saw a baby arm reaching out of her vagina, trying to plot his escape from a life with no dad….you know being just another statistic…We’re all allowed to dream.

Yes…I know this bitch is boring. I don’t know why I did this to us.

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There’s a few fascinating thing about January Jones….

Firstly she’s the most photographed celebrity walking her dog and she’s hardly even a celebrity, seriously, I think she is known for these boring fucking pictures than she is about her actual career….

More importantly, she’s also the most two faced person in Hollywood…when walking the street with her dog like she is HERE , HERE , and HERE she looks like shit….and it’s hard to believe she’s the same person as she is HERE , but maybe that’s just cuz her Golden Globes dress erases bad faces.

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I am changing the site to be the official January Jones dog walking fan site.

Yeah – it will officially make this site the most boring, disappointing place to visit on your internet journey…but I feel compelled to this shit for some reason I call her tits….

That for some reason she rarely shows when walking her dogs….but for some reason I still download and upload the pictures

So here’s the latest set of her not as hot as she looks in photoshoots or at events…cuz she’s one of those bitches who needs professionals to make her look hot..but lucky for her, guys will fuck anything, especially when it isn’t fat or when it is on TV and has the media’s stamp of approval…

Here are the newest dog walking pics.

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January Jones lied to me at the Golden Globes. She made me think she was worth looking at. Like her tits were the most important globe at the event. Like she had so much to offer…but again…she’s out walking the dog…reminding me of the importance of stylists, make-up artists, and whatever else magic she used to make me want to fuck her….as these pictures rob me of that desire and I’d pretty much fuck anyone…Clearly not a good look for a budding starlet seeking approval to have a lasting career…

Seriously, I can’t figure out what she’s dressed as, but I’m thinking crazy street busking Jazz piano playing circus clown….whatever it is, it’s fucking odd.

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January Jones looks a lot like a 12 year old boy from the 70s about to jump on his BMX to save ET or some shit, but I’m not gonna play that angle, cuz that would be pedo shit, something I like to avoid, so I’ll just play this one up as a farmer’s daughter outfit for those of you who have serious issues and dream about one day having your car break down on some dusty country road, where a helpful farmer invites you to stay in his barn, only to have his busty, curious daughter jump your civilized city dwelling dick, only to get caught after you accidentally hurt one of the pigs, only to have the farmer come out shotgun in hand to chase you away pants around your ankles….

All this to say, January Jones is overrated and the only way she’s hot is if you’ve got a serious fucking imagination.

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When January Jones isn’t all dolled up – showing off as much of her tit as she can without being considered a slut by showing off some nipple – she’s pretty fucking weird looking…average at best…maybe even less than average cuz of the weirdness factor you can’t ignore cuz you are obsessive compulsive and medication doesn’t seem to work. You just fixate and fixate and fixate and fixate…did I say that 4 times? Maybe I’m just overreacting…I woke up this morning thinking today was the day I was gonna die….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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If you are able to jerk off to these pictures of a seemingly naked January Jones for Versace, you have serious creepy pervert skill. You are the kind of creepy pervert who ends up in jail because of his ability to climax to women engaging in even the most innocent thing, from pumping gas, to shoveling snow, to doing their laundry in public, to stealing their underwear while they are doing their laundry in public, to sipping on drinks, or licking their lips while eating juicy burgers…and by you, I mean me.

Sure I’m would never be able to cum to this today, you know now that I am desensitized, pretty much impotent and unhealthy as fuck, thanks to an inflammed prostate, alocholism and obesity, but if this was 20 years ago, these pictures of January Jones woulda made her my slut for 8-10 minutes…and I guess this is a tribute to that while milking the success of Mad Men for traffic like I was Versace….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, let me spell it out to you….I don’t give a fuck about January Jones or Mad Men and I am only posting this picture in hopes that Mad Men fans come storming into the site making me a billion dollars…not that that will happen, but it’s just what I do.

So here is her back for you back fetishists…

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