If you can jerk off to this, you can jerk off to anything and your resistance to the elements and ability to perform is something I commend and think should be celebrated instead of frowned. Thanks to the Internet, we live in a generation of freaks. There was a time when people could jerk off to lingerie catalogs, pictures of women in bikinis, Baywatch, National Geographic and even sniffing a pair of our sisters dirty panties. We didn’t need bondage or scat or violence or simulated rape or porn with girls in braces or porn with girls who are sleeping or porn with girls who pretend to be bleeding virgins or any of the other shit that is out there, so it’s nice to know someone out there can get off to the simple things in life, like a skinny bitch in a fat world, just walking down the street with her skinny legs in skinny jeans..even if she’s not all that hot and named after the worst month of the year….

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