If you are able to jerk off to these pictures of a seemingly naked January Jones for Versace, you have serious creepy pervert skill. You are the kind of creepy pervert who ends up in jail because of his ability to climax to women engaging in even the most innocent thing, from pumping gas, to shoveling snow, to doing their laundry in public, to stealing their underwear while they are doing their laundry in public, to sipping on drinks, or licking their lips while eating juicy burgers…and by you, I mean me.

Sure I’m would never be able to cum to this today, you know now that I am desensitized, pretty much impotent and unhealthy as fuck, thanks to an inflammed prostate, alocholism and obesity, but if this was 20 years ago, these pictures of January Jones woulda made her my slut for 8-10 minutes…and I guess this is a tribute to that while milking the success of Mad Men for traffic like I was Versace….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, let me spell it out to you….I don’t give a fuck about January Jones or Mad Men and I am only posting this picture in hopes that Mad Men fans come storming into the site making me a billion dollars…not that that will happen, but it’s just what I do.

So here is her back for you back fetishists…

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