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2017

19

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

January Jones was one of the original, or more recent celebrities to be knocked up by some kind of sperm donor of sort….who I assume is a rich connected Hollywood dude with a wife…who sends her monthly checks…but could also be a variety of people she’s ashamed of or just doesn’t know who the dad is because these bitches are whore.s..so lets look at her single mother tits…like we do at the strip club..

In recent days – disgusting Mindy Kaling is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jennifer Lawrence puked at a play and thus is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jessica Alba announced her pregnancy, that may not be with her baby daddy since she sleeps around, and I’m sure other people are pregnant too…I’m just too lazy to google…and they are just too lazy to get that abortion.

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2017

05

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

January Jones posted some pics of her single mom tits in a bathing suit – that is properly suited for bathing suit for an old bitch like January Jones….in a world where old ladies seem to think the Two Pieces are the answer…when really one pieces can be just as hot if the torso is long enough and jacks up into their cunts…cunts that in January Jones case have been cummed inside by a rich guy who remained anonymous but who probably pays his child support because as you know Hollywood is a place where creepy married rich dudes get to fuck the tits they cast in movies…it’s just how it works…

People are apparently into her tits…so here it is…

Call me modern, updated, new age, innovative, ahead of the curve, into young slutty chicks…where cleavage doesn’t quite excite me…you see I wasn’t raised mormon, in the church or as an arab, I was not raised in the 1940s and 1950s where people were conservative…I’m the throat fucking generation…and like my whores to whore….call me crazy…because I am crazy…

Either way, some shameless fourth of july good excuse to post tits tits….

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2017

19

Jun

January Jones in a Bikini Top of the Day

January Jones the Hollywood single mother because she’s smart enough to sign an NDA and no go public with the identity of the baby daddy, cuz we know she didn’t buy sperm on Craigslist or Amazon after they did that whole foods buy….that shit is branded, kid knows the dad, and the hope is to probably not humiliate the wife of the baby daddy, who was cheated on by the baby daddy, with this single mother tits…it’s just another one of baby daddy’s fuck ups, in the form of a monthly check, but based on January Jones and her ego…that probably don’t phase his massive bank account….hookers come in all shapes and sizes…

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2017

22

May

January Jones Red Swimsuit for Instagram of the Day

Single mom January Jones is in a bikini…I don’t know what she’s thinking, I guess this is her natural habitat, you know whoring…because how else would she have got pregnant, probably with a married film producer, definitely someone rich, who pays her to keep her mouth shut…because it happens all the time…the sugar baby, even when she’s got money of her own, is fucking the married dude, and boom, she gets pregnant and in a fit of rage or to spite him, or because she’s old and knows it’s a good baby daddy move…she keeps it…

Well…it’s a more interesting storyline that anything else she’s done, except maybe these bathing suit pics…this is her racy public peak…

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2015

06

Nov

January Jones – The Bathtub Series of the Day

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January Jones has a fetish…no, not getting knocked up by rich Hollywood execs who are likely married, that she pretends don’t exist, thanks to getting paid the fuck off and collecting a check…when he just expected her to get an abortion…but why get an abortion when you can get payroll for 18 years…

Her fetish is posting bathtub pics…3 in 3 days…

Weird, but not as weird as her kid will be when he grows up without a father…

I guess it was Botox day…or she was ovulating again…and felt like sharing…and all I can do is wonder what other sin goes on in her tub…other than sex and babies out of wedlock…there’s probably some masturbation using the showerhead…it’s a girl thing…

Everyone is a social media whore…

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2015

05

May

January Jones Picks Her Frontal Wedgie of the DAy

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January Jones is the girl who I can assume either had one too many abortions and had to bring her kid to fruition because it was at the point of ridiculous…or she’s a feminist who just wanted to have a kid of her own without all the bullshit of a dude in the mis…or she got knocked up by someone she wasn’t supposed to…who probably has a lot of money and figured she’d take the buy out option of monthly checks…

Or was that Katherine Heigl?

Whatever he motivation is…whether she’s the single mom with the secret dad or not…she’s pulling shorts out of her vagina…cuz I guess pulling things out of her vag is her favorite party trick…right/

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2015

09

Apr

January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day

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I am not a fan of January Jones, her stupid name, or even her tits….

I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because he paid her off and/or it will be detrimental to her image….while she can just use it instead as a marketing hook…that keeps the media interested in her…

I just know that if knocked up a bitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved, I’m busy drinking…and trying to fuck other girls…

I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy.

Right?

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2015

03

Apr

January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day

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I guess single mom with a fatherless child is promoting some movie, because no one has said her name in what must be years since she got knocked up by a random celeb or executive that didn’t realize she wasn’t on the pill, or that accidents happen, because up until that point all problems just went away with the right cash settlement…maybe that’s why he’s a mystery…they have a deal.

Either way, I know the one night stand pregnancy all too well, it happened to a friend of mine, these girls set this shit up because they are self involved, it is their body and they get you to cum in them, and being a man, how can you not cum in a bitch when she asks you to.

Anyway, I’m not going to google her bullshit, but she is topless in this magazine, I thought her tits were bigger, and she’s in the tabloids for marrying her costar Will Forte, who I guess like the ratings, more than he dislikes morally questionable women…as the world loves that shit…

Here she is in that magazine…boring.

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2014

12

Nov

January Jones Possible Naked When Pregnant Nudes of the Day

I am not going to go through any January Jones archives, because I really don’t care about January Jones, I don’t even know what she has been in or what she has done, I just know she’s like a Bootleg Katherine Heigl, which is a pretty depressing place to be, and that she’s got some billionaire producer’s kid, but no one will ever know that, except maybe his accountant, when they cut the 20,000 dollar a month checks to her….and I guess this was her pre single mom – of a hollywood brat – back when her uterus screamed “I fuck people I don’t date without condoms”…and if that’s not hot to you – I don’t know what is.

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2014

08

Aug

January Jones in Lingerie for Vogue Italy of the Day

I think the highlight of January Jones was that she got knocked up in a one night stand, or maybe by a sperm donor, because she’s never released the identity of her baby’s father, but rather plans to raise him in a single parent house, without a male figure, cuz she’s “got this handled”…

Leading to her throwing money at him in his teens to make up for not giving him a father figure, that will not make up for not having a father figure but that will lead to drug use and premature death due to entitled, broken, spoiled brat syndrome, smoking heroin with the other rich kids because that’s what happens when you go against the church…

Or maybe, just maybe it will turn out fine…but I like to think it all stems from her ego, all actors are narcissist…and more importantly, so do these lingerie pics…but I approve of these more than bastard babies…

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