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2018

09

Apr

January Jones Nipple of the Day

January Jones….may not be able to identify the man who came in her and gave her a child in a police line up….but she sure can wear a see through dress with her nipples out…in public knowing people only care about her cuz of her tits…and if that isn’t talent…or a skill…I don’t know what is…because to me….it would seem to be the only skill that matters…

Unless she knows who the baby daddy is, and is keeping it hush hush because she was paid hush money, in which case…she’s got two skills…because the world needs more women who can keep they damn mouth shuts…

It’s about knowing your strengths….

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2018

30

Mar

January Jones Single Mom Booty of the Day

January Jones Mom Booty in a Bikini

Yo January Jones simmer down on your social media feed….and figure out who your baby daddy is…the little fucker wants to know because statistically kids with no dads are more likely to be criminals and rapists with mommy issues…I read it on the internet and therefore it is truth.

Not that she doesn’t know who the baby daddy is, she likely gets a check from him once a month in hush money, maybe he’s TRUMP, the rich guy tactic of dealing with mooch bitches..

But at least the whole investment into her kid, parenting, didn’t get in the way of her being a slut on instagram…

AT LEAST>

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2018

28

Mar

January Jones in an old Lady Bikini with Hard Nipples of the Day

January Jones, the single mother, who never publicly stated the baby’s father, because she either took too many loads from too many men at too many orgies that Hollywood encouraged her to attend to advance her career…

Or he’s a rich married dude, high powered in Hollywood, who paid her to keep her mouth shut….WHO knows or cares..

I mean she may have announced the baby daddy at this point, I don’t keep track of January JONES news…

I’ve never seen her in a movie or TV show, I know she’s got bigger tits, which have hard nipples in these pics but are 40…

I also know she came up from no where, so I assume she’s sucked some dick and taken some loads…making her all the more fun…

I don’t know why her instagram shamelessness isn’t that hot, it’s like a weak effort to be funny, comedic, with hard nipples on some Chelsea Handler shit…..you know old ladies who relied on their looks trying to figure it out in their 40s….

It’s not that exciting but it happened….moms on vacation…not quite the Spring Break content I’m into.

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2018

26

Jan

January Jones Erotica of the Day

January Jones White Panties

January Jones Posts them Nipples for Woman Pride of the Day

January Jones hopped into the water full clothed for a magazine called Violet Grey…showing the nipples for feminine power…

What I like about January Jones is that she made a career for herself without having any real access..which means she was Weinsteined to some capacity and she hasn’t complained about it.

She’s also managed to have a kid that she’s kept the dad secret – because either it happened at a gangbang – or it was with some high powered dude who pays her to shut up – either way – she hasn’t exposed him and accepts who she is and how she got here…

I also like that at 40 years old, she’s still pulling out them tits / nipples / whatever for attention – when really she’s not that interesting or compelling as a star.

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2018

17

Jan

January Jones Bra in Overalls of the Day

January Jones cleavagein overalls

Older than Mount Rushmore, South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough – will have..

I don’t know how famous she is but famous enough to assume she fucked her way to the top because the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director….don’t get anywhere in hollywood…unless they suck that dick…

Or in January’s case…TURKEY BASED THAT DICK UP INSIDE YOU TO CREATE AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT LIKELY CAME WITH A BUY OUT PLAN FROM THE RICH GUY WHO PENETRATED THE CERVIX WITH HIS SEED..so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

This isn’t real tits, but the country bumpkin in the overalls, is almost believable…if we didn’t all know she was a social manipulating heathen.

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2017

23

Nov

January Jones Keeps Bringing it to Social Media of the DAy

Old Lady South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough will have..

She is the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director.

And she’s made it in Hollywood, this is not a “her uncle is Weinstein”…it’s more “She was Weinsteined” and even has the baby to prove it…just don’t tell the wife of the powerful person she bred with…keep it under wraps like he was Seacrest is likely doing with all his mistresses and women he mistreated…paying them the fuck off so they don’t turn on him…running through his contact book with checks so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

I still don’t get how she exists…but she exists and this is her Thanksgiving Turkey content….

I prefer – This Turkey Content…at least when talking about January Jones.

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2017

21

Nov

January Jones Flashing her Bra of the Day

January Jones Flashing her Bra

I don’t know much about January Jones, but I’ll assume that she’s a typical actress who made it to a certain extent in Hollywood, by doing what it takes to make it in Hollywood, only most people don’t like admitting that they got to Hollywood that way, they like to think they made it happen on their own merit..it’s basic psychology…no one wants to admit they are a whore, even though they are whores, and behave like whores…especially when they position it as just having fun….

Like this pic of January Jones…flashing bra…for no reason but attention…pretending it’s her Christmas card look…like she pretends her kid out of wedlock with a mystery man isn’t guaranteed monthly revenue for someone who likely thought she’d never make it.

I don’t care enough about January Jones to know her backstory…or to look it up, but I do know she’s a celebrity for whatever reason and celebrity in bra is content to me.

Just working on different scenarios for my Christmas card.. This is my James Brolin shirt from the og Amityville Horror, snowflake bra, green heart necklace, pink eyeglasses, and feathered bangs look option. All those things make me think of Christmas and the fact that I have to explain that to everyone is so stupid. Option B to come.

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2017

26

Oct

January Jones Whoring of the Day

January Jones Whoring

January Jones is only interesting because she had a secret baby with a secret rich guy – who knows who he is, who she knows who he is, who’s wife probably knows who he is, but who the public can’t know who he is…because it’s one of those bad looks situations…you know she used her uterus to guarantee revenue for 18 years…took a payment to be silent and will forever be a happy mom who raises her kid by a nanny…

Or maybe she’s genuinely the kind of woman who can’t have that last abortion because it can kill her chances of having kids…or maybe she’s the kind of woman who just wants to breed and hates men and wants to do it on her own…I know girls like that…they’d go to bars and get knocked up intentionally and never tell the dude..but she’s hollywood and calculating proven by her hard nipple selfies so I don’t trust anything coming out of anything named January.

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2017

20

Sep

January Jones Nipple for Social Media of the Day

January Jones sheer black top with nipple

January Jones posted up a pic of her nipple on social media – it’s in a sheer sweater and that’s the style, so free the nipple, protest the oppression against nipples your own way, and benefit from the press putting your nipple on the internet gets..

It’s a know your worth, this bitch is nothing but a whore who was packaged as an actress and landed an acting job, so showing nipples is just part of her strategy, even at 39, she knows the tits are what people care about and I guess finding out who the baby daddy executive who was probably married was who knocked her up….I mean not that I care about that, I know LA sugar babies and their need to get pregnant before 40 when they are still hot enough in their mind and clearly January thinks she’s still hot enough – putting them titties up on her social media…

Weird times….but good thing tits are the only reason I know or care…because I hate the celebs, but I don’t mind their tits.

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2017

16

Aug

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

January Jones in a bikini butt shot for social media attention

January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl on the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….in fact I don’t even remember what show she was on….the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…and a lot of money, the retirement plan, these bitches DO not bring a baby to life just because they happened to get pregnant, they do it because they know their show is ending, that they need a guaranteed income since they know the show they got on took a decade to get and may never happen again, you know they wouldn’t have the kid with just some random nobody, because baby making can ruin a woman’s spirit, life, career, everything….

At least she takes bikini selfies.

Not very good ones…but still…

bikini clad January Jones in a bikini selfie for social media

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