Yo January Jones simmer down on your social media feed….and figure out who your baby daddy is…the little fucker wants to know because statistically kids with no dads are more likely to be criminals and rapists with mommy issues…I read it on the internet and therefore it is truth.

Not that she doesn’t know who the baby daddy is, she likely gets a check from him once a month in hush money, maybe he’s TRUMP, the rich guy tactic of dealing with mooch bitches..

But at least the whole investment into her kid, parenting, didn’t get in the way of her being a slut on instagram…

AT LEAST>

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