Old Lady South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough will have..

She is the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director.

And she’s made it in Hollywood, this is not a “her uncle is Weinstein”…it’s more “She was Weinsteined” and even has the baby to prove it…just don’t tell the wife of the powerful person she bred with…keep it under wraps like he was Seacrest is likely doing with all his mistresses and women he mistreated…paying them the fuck off so they don’t turn on him…running through his contact book with checks so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

I still don’t get how she exists…but she exists and this is her Thanksgiving Turkey content….

I prefer – This Turkey Content…at least when talking about January Jones.

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