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2014

11

Jul

January Jones is Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

Single mother January Jones, who I assume felt her biological clock ticking, and felt the time had come where she needed to get knocked up. So she made a sperm donor sign over the rights to his kid so that she can raise it on her own, since the world doesn’t have enough fatherless kids, with parents who have deep pockets, to lead to drug addiction and dysfunction….

I am all for some modern, new age, new generation household that shows us that there’s no need to be traditional when you can afford a team of nannies…and the fact is that I don’t even know why I know who January Jones is…I mean she’s DONE TOPLESS SCENES …but that’s hardly exciting enough to bother….

Well now she’s doing nude in a bathtub shit for some magazine I’ve never heard of, and it’s popped up on facebook a few times, so I guess it means people care and matters…you know more than the missing plane, the Russian’s taking over Crimea River, terror in Syria, so here it is…mindless smut for you mindless cunts.

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2014

29

May

January Jones in a Weird See Through Dress of the Day

January Jones wore see through dress on Memorial day, showing off her mom panties to the world, not that the world is watching, or even know who January Jones is, but those of us who do, know that she is a mom…

But not a normal mom or the kind of girl who things that just because she is a mom, means she wears mom panties, and if anything, she had her baby out of wedlock to raise on her egotistical “I don’t need a man”…got knocked up in a one night stand like an asexual, lesbian, “independent women”…which from my perspective is slutty behavior and poor family planning, the kind that leads to future spoiled brat coke dealing heroin using criminals…

You see because even when one-night stand pregnancy is strategic…it’s naughty behavior….leading me to think she’s more of a skimpier underwear wearer…you know the kind you get at the sex shop when buying your vibrator, with no crotch so when it is easier access when you let some stranger cum inside you never to be seen again…

In conclusion, this is her bikini.

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2013

04

Jun

January Jones Topless Scene is Horrible of the Day


I am not a fan of January Jones .

I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because that’s just decent of her, I mean if I knocked up a pitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved.

I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy.

But based on this topless scene, it turns out that January Jones’ tits were just hollywood movie magic….and are in fact not anything worth celebrating.

I mean how can tits people made a big deal about for so long turn out to be such a disappointment, this is worse than bringing home big tits, to find out it was all bra…because the girl you brought home with you was punished and will live with the stain that is having had sex with you forever, while January Jones just keeps on making the big bucks to support her single mother household.

I get it, she breast fed, lost the baby weight, and all that other bullshit, but these half empty sandwich bags of asymmetrical flesh, are the fucking worst…I mean those nipples are a whole lot of weirdness going on…what a shame…get implants.

Here’s the clip.

Here are the pics…I think I see bush…which saves this whole scene…cuz I fucking love bush….

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2013

31

Jan

January Jones Isn’t Giving me Boners in Vs. Magazine of the Day

January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl in the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….and the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…that she did a good job keeping secret…because I guess it is the only interesting thing she did in her life….and now she’s in VS magazine….celebrating her recent breakup….because no one wants to get stuck with a single mom….they are against Jesus’ way…

Here are the pics.

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2011

24

Nov

January Jones’ Mom Body in Bastard Baby’s First Thanksgiving of the Day

I am thankful for January Jones shedding her baby weight…but far more thankful for January Jones bringing an illegitimate, fatherless, baby into the world, cuz broken homes, especially with guilty parents with deep pockets to make up for their fuck ups, makes for amazing dysfunction…

This should be a modern holiday special…fuck Charlie Brown…give me January Jones Fatherless Baby’s First Thanksgiving Miracle…

I am also thankful for her tits….

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2011

31

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Milk Filled Tits of the Day

I keep following the milk filled tits on January Jones and her illegitimate bastard child, not because she’s famous, or hot, or really even of interest or interesting….I just can’t help the magnetic draw I have to bitches who make the decision to not abort when they get knocked up by a dude who was just fucking them recreationally, because they either figure that they will never get knocked up again and now is the time before it is too late, or maybe they’ve had too many abortions and one more will kill her chances of having a baby, or that they are independent and not so into doing these things on their own….you know self involved and irresponsible and not concerned with the social impact this is gonna have on the kid…the whole thing is erotic…but then again, I do call myself the drunkenstepfather, maybe broken homes and extended families are deeply connected to my soul…

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2011

30

Aug

January Jones Pregnant Tits of the Day

I love broken homes. Illegitimate kids. Women who have no name for the guy who knocked them up. I love the issues the kid will have growing up, the teasing and the questions. I love the adopted father the kid will never fully trust when finding out he’s not his real dad if she goes that route or the lesbian lover she marries like she’s ellen the kid will grow up confused about….the whole thing is pornographic and here are her busty mom tits…

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2011

26

Aug

January Jones Illegitimate Baby Does in Uterus Yoga of the Day

I don’t remember a time before January Jones was pregnant…mainly because she was relatively insignificant….except maybe for this GQ LINGERIE PHOTOSHOOT….because I didn’t watch Mad Men….so she was virtually unknown to me…I didn’t even find her that hot when I did see pics of her…but like any bitch who gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby, even though she’ll be raising it without a father, I can’t get enough of her…I guess I’m just drawn to broken homes, white trash, kids with no fathers, because I am the drunken stepfather after all….

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2011

24

Aug

January Jones Single Mom Pregnancy Continues of the Day

Every once in a while, it’s nice to look at a single mother, or a single mother to be, who you know is bringing a child into the world without a dad, only to make him feel like he’s inadequate and fatherless, even if he has a solid manly lesbian second mom to take on that role, cuz kids are evil and laugh at each other for being bastards that aren’t recognized by the church….and offer her your services as a stand in dad….you know to help take out the trash, take it out on her whore slut ass, live off her one acting job money, all in efforts to make her feel normal and secure with her decision to carry the kid into the world, instead of getting an abortion like a normal slut…I guess she’s one of those maternal clock tickin’, doing what she wants for her self absorbed self bitches…and at least she has fat milk filled tits..

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2011

28

Jul

January Jones Pregnant Chick in a Tight Sweater Porn of the Day

It amazes me that people are into Ready to fucking drop porn…maybe it’s because they can’t the bitch pregnant, you know since she already is pregnant, something I’m sure the dude who knocked her up wishes happened to him, to avoid this whole fucking mess in the first place, cuz you’d think when a bitch is on the rise in her career, the last thing she’d do is bring her baby to the world, especially with no dad, in a “We’re just having fun on set, she’s gotta be on the pill and if we do slip up she’ll definitely get an abortion, since I’m married” justification a motherfucker thinks to himself as he’s cumming in a bitch….

Either way, here’s a big January Jones, bringing a baby into the world without a father, cuz she can afford do, without being considerate of the kids needs to have a dad, making him the outcast in his social life, leading to drug addiction and premature death, thanks to her fucking negligence on the abortion….She’s wearing a tight sweater and that may excite you cuz you’re weird….even though we all know how tight her asshole is gonna be as the baby crowns…something that is handsdown the only thing hot about pregnancy.

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