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2014

11

Jul

January Jones is Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

Single mother January Jones, who I assume felt her biological clock ticking, and felt the time had come where she needed to get knocked up. So she made a sperm donor sign over the rights to his kid so that she can raise it on her own, since the world doesn’t have enough fatherless kids, with parents who have deep pockets, to lead to drug addiction and dysfunction….

I am all for some modern, new age, new generation household that shows us that there’s no need to be traditional when you can afford a team of nannies…and the fact is that I don’t even know why I know who January Jones is…I mean she’s DONE TOPLESS SCENES …but that’s hardly exciting enough to bother….

Well now she’s doing nude in a bathtub shit for some magazine I’ve never heard of, and it’s popped up on facebook a few times, so I guess it means people care and matters…you know more than the missing plane, the Russian’s taking over Crimea River, terror in Syria, so here it is…mindless smut for you mindless cunts.

VIA VIOLETGREY

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