I am not going to go through any January Jones archives, because I really don’t care about January Jones, I don’t even know what she has been in or what she has done, I just know she’s like a Bootleg Katherine Heigl, which is a pretty depressing place to be, and that she’s got some billionaire producer’s kid, but no one will ever know that, except maybe his accountant, when they cut the 20,000 dollar a month checks to her….and I guess this was her pre single mom – of a hollywood brat – back when her uterus screamed “I fuck people I don’t date without condoms”…and if that’s not hot to you – I don’t know what is.

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