January Jones lied to me at the Golden Globes. She made me think she was worth looking at. Like her tits were the most important globe at the event. Like she had so much to offer…but again…she’s out walking the dog…reminding me of the importance of stylists, make-up artists, and whatever else magic she used to make me want to fuck her….as these pictures rob me of that desire and I’d pretty much fuck anyone…Clearly not a good look for a budding starlet seeking approval to have a lasting career…

Seriously, I can’t figure out what she’s dressed as, but I’m thinking crazy street busking Jazz piano playing circus clown….whatever it is, it’s fucking odd.

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