In the event you’re wondering why January Jones is skipping in a sports bra, when the only thing people care about when it comes to January Jones is her tits, or who her baby daddy was since she milked that single mom story as hard as she could, probably happy people bothered caring about her clickbait drama….when no one should have bothered getting sucked into single mom bullshit…she did it for the monthly child support checks…or the pay off, I am sure.

Anyways, she’s a nothing actress, but has made money as an actress so she gets that good life….

If you want proof that she’s a nothing actress..

Watch the video of her doing skipping titty content like an Only Fans girl on her tiktok recruiting subscribers.

There may be a moment in your lifetime, where January Jones follows her actual calling and fists herself for her fans she sext with…like Maitland Ward….but for now…the kids’ not 18, so her bills are covered…

I don’t find her that interesting, but that could be because she’s in her mid 40s and I figure save the skipping for perky bodied college grads realizing all they’ve been told is a lie and the real money is in self produced porno.

I don’t hate January Jones, or really any of these people, but I probably would.

Tits are tits though.

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I wonder how needy you must be to take a picture of yourself in some slutty old lady nightgown because you’re a slutty old lady….to put on the internet for the people that still care about your tits to jack off to in what I would call a low point in their celebrity fam-dom career…maybe she was worth jerking off to if you were really into Mad Men, but I doubt it…but all these years laters…it’s just sad….even pathetic…the celebrity single mom with money and a famous enough name…trying so fucking hard…

Either way, her right nipple is hard and we’ll just pretend this is an ad campaign for some cheap made in China lingerie…

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January Jones finding social media has probably been fun for her fans, because there are dudes out there who find her the hottest bitch around, despite being an old single mom, they like Mad Men, the only acting job she ever had, possibly from sucking the right dick, luckily it became a hit…so that she can go on with life thinking she’s accomplished something like being an actress on a hit show…on some JENNIFER ANISTON shit..possibly literally…who knows how those weird occult Hollywood sex parties work….but I’d assume there would be feces, you know to keep things exciting when they are otherwise bored of standard sex after all these years of dudes wanting to fuck them…which I guess applies to all girls…I don’t know any girl, not even the ugliest of girls who haven’t gone through life without a dude trying to fuck them….

Anyway, in finding social media, and knowing her tits is all anyone cares about, she does lame middle aged person who found a smartphone and is figuring out this technology shit….and I guess she’s realizing more SKIN gets more ATTENTION….TITS GET HITS….so like all the celebs, let’s go from serious people, to internet pornographers who don’t even do pornography right, but they try…and this is her trying…

Do you find it hot, I mean that FILTER is hilarious, she might as well fully erase herself an make her look like a GHOST in passing….but chck out that big tit cleavage…FULL and dumpy..we call them DUMPTRUCK TITS.

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I didn’t want to keep the top post for the weekend January Jones, but I literally make 3 dollars a day on this site, so why would I bother digging for more posts to bump this bitch down like she was a second rate actress who circulates the hollywood scene like a sex worker or waitress doing her rounds…making sure ALL the customers are happy, except whoever the fuck knocked her up and tried to get her to abort before realizing they’re stuck paying for that one cum shot that shoulda been in her ass for the next 18 years….but I guess he gets bragging rights…assuming he wants anyone to know that he’s the baby daddy…which I guess he doesn’t…otherwise we’d know who the baby daddy was..

But the good news is she’s showing off her tits, and tits in a body suit, even on an old slag that’s been run through the Hollywood sex trade in order to live that CELEBRITY life, are worth looking at.

You gotta appreciate the desperation of these women, as they age, they take full advantage of using their tits to get noticed, like they are the LAST thing they’ve got, because they are the last thing they got….and for whatever reason they are embarrassed by this kind of exhibitionism….maybe their childhood dreams of hollywood glam involved taking slutty selfies for a social media platform, you know like Liz Taylor, Betty White, and all the other old timers of Hollywood who you didn’t even get to see in a swimsuit but still wanted to fuck….if you’re in your 80s….I guess.

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January Jones, who may or may not have a kid with Jason Sudeikis, one of the most irritating of the comedic actors out there, but since dude makes money, the child support checks are probably pretty hefty…unless her unwanted, father-less pregnancy was sperm from another donor….that pays equally high child support…it’s the back-up plan for some of these ladies, even those who make their own money, because guaranteed monthly money takes off the pressure of having to work, which I am sure is welcomed by January Jones since she basically only had one job ever…Mad Men…and has since resorted to influencer tactics of panty flash selfies….for attention…since she’s not doing this for the money…

I don’t give a fuck about January Jones, I never watched Mad Men…but I’ll look at a slut being a slut, since social media has reduced the unattainable celebrity that you had no access to in the 2000s…like you really had to be in the scene to brush shoulders with them and even with a celebrity blog I’ve met like 1 back then….but yeah..it reduces the celebrity rich elite into bottom feeding thirst trap whores and I like that kind of communism….where the ladies are all sex workers at a level and acknowledge it instead of denying it…

How can you can a panty selfie by a girl who makes her money off her celebrity….not whoring….YOU CAN’T BECAUSE IT IS WHORING….

Where as if she was doing this in a movie…,it’d be her art…her craft…not whoring…

So you see how that works out…from behind the scenes whore we call an actress to REAL deal social media whore…FUN.

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As society collapses and people are dying, so of the vaccinated people are having regrets or at least starting to question the storyline they were sold….”you mean I am going to need a third shot, I am not protected, but you said the vaccines were effective”…while other vaccinated people are still too scared to look into their own life choices, too much bravado to admit that they were duped, because they are SMART and DID the right thing….so they’ll target the unvaccinated people who are also being targeted by the system who have decided they are heathens who are trying to kill them, even though vaccinated people can give and get the virus…meaning…shit doesn’t work…you lab rat fucks…

I’ll hope for the best, but I do wish you read the data, and listened to people like me who were saying READ the data instead of being shamed into this cult mindset that makes no sense….

IT IS YOUR FAULT….but we can’t blame you for trusting doctors or what you think is science…or your friends and social circle…so we’ll say it’s NOT your fault that you were manipulated, that the doctors are showing their true colors as money grubbers…which I already knew. I don’t trust fucking anything… now you know you can ONLY rely on your damn self to know what you put in your body..

I AM ON YOUR SIDE….and I don’t know what vaccine booster will be the breaking point from the people who have bought in and are COMMITTED to this shit….but at a certain point, you complicit wimps will figure out the truth, you’ll be mad, but maybe by then there will be an antidote!

But point being…as all this is going on, I’m glad I can spend our FINAL days in the society we’re familiar with, looking at this shit. January Jones..the single mother, celebrity, who fucked her way into a career and is still posting up some HOT menopausal erotica….

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January Jones is a mom who likes to take pictures of herself in various states of slutty for attention…

I guess being a mother to some fatherless child she had for financial purposes isn’t fulfilling enough for her….

She’s gotta get her cameras pointed on her so that she can show the people that despite being old, a mom, someone who I am sure has banged for every one of her jobs, but I’ll stare at the tits…it’s not like I am a fan or think she’s got anything besides this kind of content going on….

I saw some interesting concept of filming teachers like police bodycam so that parents can log into see what the blue haired lesbian teachers are telling their kids about their genitals, and that’s a good thing….for those of you into masturbating to blue haired lesbian genderless school teachers telling kids about their genitals and other fucked up things because the woke is too fucking woke….or at least for parents who want to make sure that freaks are brain washing their fucking kids…..but January Jones wouldn’t bother, because she’s more into being the only one on camera…trying to find or maintain relevance in her old age…

Here’s some evidence that you need to have bodycams on teachers or cameras on teachers because they are fucking demons…

Look at this woman, who is fat and vile and can barely catch her breath while standing telling kids a few insane things…

The first, that they should get vaccianted, because they are creating the variants, that they are rude if they don’t, because they are putting her at risk and that’s rude….that’s not even how the science works.

The second, that Trump is a sexual assaulter, which isn’t even true, that’s just a smear campaign, he fucked porn chicks and sluts, ok…told Billy Bush that girls are so desperate they’ll let you grab them by the pussy….

The third, when poor Biden the patsy used as a puppet they are going to kick out when they are done with him, was called a pedo for sniffing kids and being weird with kids, she said stop watching FOX news…

The fourth, your parents are dumb, you are smarter than them, don’t listen to them…which is probably a major thing your teachers shouldn’t be saying to your kids….but they are….DON’T LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS…is that a fucking joke…

She also call the kids motherfuckers, but whatever…

THIS IS JUST ONE TEACHER…think of the shit kids out there are being taught….TERRIFYING…HOME SCHOOL YOUR KIDS…this isn’t even nearly as bad as it gets….but it’s pretty bad such an ingornant pig who may like GAY PEOPLE, but is still fucking half retarded is teaching anyone besides handicapped kids while changing their diapers…this can’t be a qualified school teacher…

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January Jones is the kind of old famous bitch you’d expect to see on social media trying to remind you who she is with her tits. Her career was likely heavily influenced and may only exist because of her tits, only it was 100 years ago before computers were invented on the consumer level, because she’s old…so the big tits were only used to get here where she got behind closed doors.

It’s a different era now motherfuckers, these women have to put their tits on fucking parade on social media, to trick people into liking and following them, to get their engagement stats up, so that people think they are valid enough to be hireable…

So a bitch who made money as a model, made money as an actress on a hit show, made money from whoever knocked her up who she has never exposed but who you know sends her checks, is playing desperation…because they all all desperate, they have the money and it’s not enough, they want MORE….never satisfied which keeps us on the receiving end of weird middle aged lady titty shows.

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I am a firm believer than January Jones is a low level celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the celebrity experience, because I never saw Mad Men, so I don’t even know she exists…

The single mother, who we assume had the kid knowing she was near menopause or unable to get another abortion, and felt it was a great opportunity to get a payout or monthly payout off the record because the sperm donor was in fact married, or just didn’t want to be known, despite having to pay for his actions financially….

But yeah, the single mother has been posting slutty enough content for an old lady who figured out how to take nude selfies or bikini selfies through sexting and is just so excited she brings it to the social media feed….has done something good…

She’s reminded us that she’s got decently sized tits, the kind of tits that will get you to casting calls, and figures she might as well show them on the social media feed, since it generates some buzz, reminds people who she is, maybe even gets her some brand deals to help subsidize her expensive celebrity life…you can never have too much money….

So she’s posted this selfie, we’ll call it a post shit selfie, of her tits taped up, in some kind of fetish, or nipple hair removal procedure that the world needs to see because celebrities love being stared at…their lives are only at their best when they feel like they are in an aquarium with a line-up of masturbating nerds looking on….

This clickbait is hilarious, trashy even, maybe pathetic on a level to feel the need to post to the world, instead of just to close friends, but we’ll take the eager attention seekers, even if there are so many of them….

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January Jones is a nice reminder that big titty old ladies who made it thanks to their titties don’t die….because in her mid 40s, she still bringing the sexual content that for whatever reason is more ass than titties…confusing me…only because I don’t think now is the time to switch things up, maybe stick to what you’re good at…having tits…integrating other body parts is just confusing to those of us who didn’t watch Mad Men so we don’t know who the fuck you are….other than tits…that are single mom tits…because she never revealed Jason Sudeikis to be her deadbeat dad and there is a possibility he isn’t the deadbeat dad…I am sure there’s plenty of options of who could be…including Weinstein, Cosby, and the cast of Hamilton….LIN MANUEL we’re onto you.

The point is, it was Fourth of July in an era of half the population hating America, half the population trying to hold onto American freedoms and values, but ultimately, Americans as a whole still know they are in the most important country in the world, so there should be more people posing with flags like this, instead of turning their back on the flag…

While I’m a firm believer that we’re all in a conservatorship with the Government and the concept of freedom is just a marketing hook….I can still appreciate good old fashioned American Flag pride….even with old mom booty in it cuz mom booty is still booty according to my research…it’s just not as hot as hotter and younger booty….but it can be as fun because it’s on its last legs and you know when on your deathbed or your sex appeal’s death bed, you try harder.

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