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2022

25

Mar

January Jones Robot Tits of the Day

For an old weathered bitch with big tits who doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of her industry or the world….

I mean, maybe a few people out there who jerk off to Mad Man for John Hamm’s ham, appreciate her tits…but the general public would just assume that January Jones is an event that happens in January….you know a tribute concert for the Jonestown Massacre or which they don’t realize is actually the nickname she has for her blown out, industry, mom pussy…her talent doesn’t justify the jobs…so we’ll assume that pussy’s been on a few roadtrips to producer houses in Bel Air, or wherever these creeps live…

Anyway, she uses her tits to matter, when it’s all you got, why wouldn’t you, but since I’m seeing cleavage and not her fucking TITs, I gotta say….WEAK…try harder…do it like you were trying to get child support payments for the next 18 years…MAKE IT COUNT….

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