January Jones milky white single mother who entrapped Jason Sudeikis with her sperm eating / spitting out baby vagina…that you can’t fully see in this old lady bikini pic with her bikini bottom jacked up her ass in a way that you’d think she’s trying to feel a little tickle from the whole fabric pressed into her cunt, but that may be just a way to try to give her old mom ass some shape…I don’t know, I didn’t design this photoshoot, January did, because bitch has nothing else to do as she basically lives this mooch mom life collecting money from the rich baby daddy….it’s not like she’s got acting work now that the producers who would have made her fucked them for a part can’t behave like that, plus realize she’s the kind of condom flipper, a little inside out and re-inserted inside the womb to make said babies for profit…

Anyway, like any bored rich woman with a pool and a social media to make her feel validated, the only answer to content creation is as many bikini pics and titty pics as possible because they get liked, shared and make her feel like she matters…which should work for you.

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January Jones is probably best known for being the single mother to Jason Sudeikis’ kid, has found social media, and like all the whores who climbed the ranks of hollywood being whores, she’s found it an easy transition from actress who was lucky enough to land one solid role, to self obsessed selfie taker who gives a bit of skin to her pervert fans, knowing it gets more likes and follows, which is a currency especailly to the already rich…and bored…because celebrities just sit around their houses all day when they aren’t working, which in January Jones’ case is all the fucking time….and there’s always a pool to press the mom pussy up against the jet….before or after taking a bikini tit shot for the fans.

This is not a bikini tit shot, it’s a see through dress kind of thing that you know is equally an attempt to get some praise or at least get jerked off to by the fans, because like cam girls, pornstars and basically all women, they like being jerked off to…even when they claim to hate men, the patriarchy and all that misogyny shit….they actually fucking love it and get off to it.

The latest January Jones news is that she was flirting with NBA player Kawhi Leonard, who I think was the guy that made Toronto Raptors win the NBA championship, despite Kawhi having a girlfriend because that’s just how a woman who would end up a single mother behaves “put the dick in me, figure it out later”…

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So as I expected, January Jones, the heathen single mother who tried to trap Jason Sudeikis or whatever the fuck that lame comedic actor’s name is, with their baby I doubt he’s met but I am sure has probably paid for, because who needs to meet the kids you pay for when they come with a psychotic bottom feeder who managed to get herself on TV where she got to show the world she had decent sized tits, which is all it really took to keep her around, now on social media more than ever, because the boomer is learning that the internet is based on titties and tits get hits, so she’s been active on the bathing suits and bikinis and the proof that she cast a spell on all of us with her MANIFEST bath, some vision board shit, that probably got her pregnant in the first place, I mean that and hiding the cum in her mouth before she could lay down with her legs up around her head to spit it into her gaping post fucked cunt…..you know mom trapping…or would it be dad trapping…because you know there were no condoms involved in their celebrity sex.

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January Jones is a test case, or would it be a textbook case, of a woman who found instagram late in life and realized that being as simple and basic as possible gets results…

It is like she’s old enough, because she is old, to remember when you had to take loads down your throat after doing some dramatic blowjob performance that you know was her real test to see if she could act, because any dude who has had a theatrical blowjob knows the girl is putting on a show and that your pathetic cock isn’t nearly as celebratory as she’s making it out to be…you know that no one under any circumstances except a bitch you are paying or a bitch who wants to trap you enjoys your unwashed dick at that fucking level…it is how they get the part in the acting world…

So she’s old enough to know that just showing tits, or legs or whatever half naked body part she’s into at the time gets her all this feedback, all these results, with little fucking effort.

What used to involve writing letters to producers to set up meetings, showing up to meetings, going to parties and working her way through the scene after moving to LA….maybe even working shitty jobs as a stripper or an escort or a waitress to get into the scene….when now all a bitch needs to do is show a little tit in a pic…pretty hilarious..

Not as hilarious as how Jason Sudeikos knocked her up and never admitted to being her baby daddy…what a dick…why hasn’t anyone cancelled him for his crimes against women…that probably involve paying this trash 20k a month in child support…

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January Jones is getting racier and racier as she showcases the underside of her tit, knowing she really wants to pull out her whole tit, because that’s just what empowered feminists do when they are feeling proud about being a woman…you know, that and menstrual art…not that January Jones still gets her period she is old…but there are girls who do and make art with it and that they try to intellectualize or make poetry about as they believe their own hype and neglect the simple fact that they are getting naked on the internet for attention and they are intellectualizing it for attention…

ANYWAY, January Jones, who you shouldn’t give a fuck about, but who you should remember has a child out of wedlock with Jason Sudeikis or however you spell his greek anal loving, just not enough because the cum dripped back up inside her, in what may have even been a flip the condom inside out after pulling it out of the trash to fuck yourself with the load, only celebs don’t use CONDOMS, condoms are for sick people, it was just a different kind of “TRAP”…that they’ve kept secret for whatever reason..

YOU KNOW, she sucked dick to get a career, or barely a career, but she was on a big show…and there was likely dick sucking, there’s just not much to her, besides the tits…

Then during Quarantine, she got more active on her insta, realizing bikini pics do way better than her other trying to be funny, but really being cringeworthy and embarrassing, we don’t need your quirky sense of humor, show us your tits….and she’s listening like all girls listen…follow the likes and follows, deliver the bikini smut…

In a year from now, she’ll be selling butthole pics on Only fans…watch.

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I was having a conversation with myself about people like January Jones yesterday, it was a very fulfilling conversation as all my conversations with myself are and I figured it’d come in handy for the next time January Jones posted up a bikini pic while not out there raising Jason Sudeikis’ love child, or would it be Bastard child that I am not sure he’s a deadbeat dad with, or that January Jones is just a cunt about, keeping her kid away from his dad, cuz he’s fucking Olivia Wilde…I don’t get into the nitty gritty of celebrity fucking, I really don’t care about any of these trashy fucking people.

What I do care about is that I preferred when celebs were kept at an arm length away. I saw that Dr Dre did some interview that came out yesterday about the same concept, which is basically that social media is a shitty way to interact with celebrities, because having access to celebrities, even having the chance for a celeb to engage with you is not that way a celebrity / fan relationship is supposed to be.

The celebrity is supposed to be this mystical creature, an untouchable creature….they shouldn’t be a reality star who documents thier every move. I don’t need to know January Jone’s whore personality, I prefer just assuming they are whores who aren’t whores for us because we have nothing to offer them……until social media…and now I realize she’s officially a girl who uses her tits for attention, loves the likes and follows…it’s a currency to her…and she’s not alone in this…they are all that personality type that love ratings, reviews and being the center of attention…so of course when given the chance to be an influencer, they take it…because the whole psychology of influencers is what fueled these old hags to go to Hollywood in the first place to try to make it…ego, narcissism, a false sense of confidence in their talent and a willingness to suck old executive dick, or maybe give a good titty job…because Hollywood was built on perversion….

I just find it cheapens them, so why see them in movies playing characters of interest, when they’ve turned themselves into memes or basic onlyfans type girls…it’s pretty low level, especially when they are already rich….

The exclusivity, the secret world of celeb, far more interesting than rich people bored on instagram who love attention….it’s just garbage..

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January Jones has found her calling at 45 years old, after a career of using her tits to get wherever she got, which besides Mad Men, I don’t think is too much, but like Mili Vanili always said, you just need that one hit to carry you….and you don’t even need to be the one signing to get that one hit…you just have to be there…

Like all whores, who know they are whores, but pretend that they aren’t because of whatever storyline they are trying to tell, like that they are of high quality, top tier, unaffordable whore level….only to be reduced to being a common whore and all it took as a Global pandemic…because she posted a bikini pic and the fans went nuts, that’s what they’ve been waiting for, so she’s posted 3 bikinis since.

It must be a joke to an old timer like this to see how easy it is for tits to make that internet money…..”you mean I don’t need to get knocked up and have the kid out of wedlock only to be paid off by the dad who wants to be anonymous to get paid, all I need is a bikini, I mean to get Mad Men I had to take all that John Hamm dick”….

You get what I am saying, social media is a joke.

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January Jones wants you to look down her shirt at her 42 year old cleavage, because it’s been a tactic she has used her entire life to get people to give her want she wants in life….which I assume is a career as an actress…or maybe it’s a child out of wedlock that the father’s identity is kept secret for whatever reason, but one I like to call BITCH GOT PAID OFF…

I figure there’s a lot hotter than a 42 year old mom who was in a few TV shows showing the smallest amount of mom cleavage…I am sure the Tampon aisle at the drug store has more near menopause tit than this even during the COVID crisis..but that’s just based on my experience of spending hours in the tampon aisle to congratulate women for being women by asking if I can have a vile of their period blood for my feminist period art inspired masturbation…

RIGHT.

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January Jones is in the bath, showing all you caring perverts that life as a single mom is rough, so rough that sometimes you just need to take a minute to bathe off the sin.

I’ve never been into January Jones so the fact that I am watching her bathe is just a testament of the times thanks to social media…where the kind of person who became a “celelbrity” from her humble Oregon beginnings, is going to naturally overshare her because she fucking loves the attention, feedback, and likes…it’s her drug…along with getting cummed inside by dudes who refuse to admit they are her child’s father.

As someone who hates celebrities and who thinks they are all trashy whores, even if they were born into the industry, this kind of behavior is expected and I guess welcomed because I’d rather see some bitch on TV in the bath pretending to be real…instead of walking around in paparazzi pics pretending to be bothered by all the hype she generated for herself by getting knocked up by a mystery man out of wedlock who has yet to admit he’s the dad.

You know, if you’re a media whore or attention whore and that’s why you’re even in LA in the first place, take advantage of that direct line to your fans.

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end with her fisting herself in a “look how stretchy my cunt is now that I’ve have a baby and hundreds of important cock that helped me get famous in me”….

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