I don’t find January Jones hot at all. People get mad when I say she’s not hot. I just watched a Series she’s on about Figure Skating that seems very Canadian and she reaffirmed her not being hot to me. I understand why whoever knocked her up – ran from the responsibility of being stuck to her – pay that bitch off because even her tits that she gets hype for aren’t even that great even when the dude who knocked her up was likely rich, or Jason Sudekis, who was just getting it in because why not….but not because she’s hot.

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There is no way January Jones is wearing underwear in this picture….promoting Reese Witherspoon clothing because celebs are reclaiming social media and e-commerce…getting back to where they want to be…taking the glory from the fake famous of the internet as they feel they should…because celebs thing they are fucking important….

I don’t care for January Jones or the scam she’s pulled, she’s boring…and the only thing funny about her is that her kids are growing up without a father…thanks to her philandering cunt…and it’s cum absorption abilities that didn’t end in an abortion..

POINT being…her kids won’t be getting any gifts from Daddy this Christmas, but we can assume January…if that’s her real name…has already got paid out by the dude, why else would she bother having the kid…

POINT being…why not show the full pussy on the internet to get us into the Christmas spirit this implied FESTIVE pussy is so not where it needs to be and not true to her….since we know how negligent she’s been with that pussy in the past….

POINT being….does she really need to be producing slutty content at her age, and at her celebrity level, like she’ll get followers for just being January Jokes…the spread legs shit…she’s just doing for her own perversions…

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January Jones is out here showing ya’ll how to become a single mom and that’s all I have to say about that!

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January Jones was at the 5h annual InStyle awards..

January Jones is such a fucking dud…from single mom, to acting, to using social media, everything about her just sucks…I guess booking MadMen as a solid thing to happen for her, legitimizing her, but even legitimate tits, with actual solid resumes, who have been on hit shows, can fucking suck….and January Jones….if that’s even her real name is proof of that…

If I was to choose my favorite Jones to talk about, it would be Jenny Jones….the only Jones who matters….but instead I’m here doing another January Jones post like she matters…cuz Jenny Jones isn’t out at events showing tits…instead
she hosts an IG cooking channel no one follows ….that is far more interesting than January….

Here she is with amber valletta

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January Jones trying to find a dad for her illegitimate child with Jason Sudeskis…

We are not surprised that January Jones was knocked up by a mystery man, one of those “too many dudes have cum in me” stories of Hollywood success, because all these women are fucking garbage sex workers, who happen to do their sex work at a higher level, and get paid for their sex work by getting cast in movies that further feed their egos…

BUT January Jones does have big tits and big tits are worth looking at on all women, not just overpaid girls who fucked their way to whatever TOP January Jones is at….while wearing a great top for us to see her marketability because without the 40 year old doing shit like this – I can’t help but wonder why anyone would care…but when they do shit like this…I GET IT….

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January Jones The single mother is back with some clickbait on Instagram because that is where the lazy girls who like being jacked off to so bad that the sperm ends up knocking them up so hard from all that sperm that they don’t know who the baby daddy is.

Keeping the dream alive at middle age. Gross sure but any attention seeker is.

They just don’t realize it.

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Ok January Jones with the ass shot for Instagram being all thotty..

I unfortunately followed her a while ago, not because I bought into the hype around her, or cared about her, or thought she was hot. I have never seen her in a movie or TV show, she barely exists to me, but for some reason I’ve been exposed to her updates, often times promoting her tits, and it’s been pretty fucking lame…

Maybe it is because as a drunkenstepfather I’ve created some innate or deep rooted ability to spot out the single moms, because the ONLY thing I know about January Jones is that she got knocked up by a rich guy she shouldn’t have got knocked up by, and they had an agreement, at least financial that she’d never expose him, so long as he pays her child support…so no one will ever know who thee dad is, maybe not even the kid, which I guess is expected by kids who have moms who dress like this in public….it reminds me of growing up with this white trash family that lived above the corner store, I didn’t know it at the time but found out later, that the mom was a single mom because she was a legit sex worker, from stripper to whore and when I’d go over to their house she’d be walking around in lingerie after getting fucked for money….I’d even see the johns and thought the whole thing was weird but at 10 had no idea what was really going on…but I am sure her kids knew….cuz if I’m here thinking she’s a whore….like January Jones in this outfit….the kid definitely knows…

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January Jones from such hits as who the fuck cares…has found SOCIAL MEDIA..and understands the complexity of social media which is basically tits get hits, but she already knew that – it’s the basis of her whole career…it was just done behind the scenes back then..

So she still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…I am sure it is challenging to pull off….get half naked / take selfie…

But these people just sort of stumble into this world, and I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother in the first place…just the same attitude but applied to putting dick in her….rich dick…because like Irina Shayk can tell you…if you’re gonna get knocked up make sure it’s with a dick that has a fat bank account to keep you paid well for the next 18 years when your careers fade as you age…

Sugar baby love doesn’t last forever, but the payments if you get knocked up last 18 years…

GOOD DEAL…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick and has her own money from her career….

I think we can collectively say too much time has been spent on January Jones right here, right now.

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Hey January Jones, keep it in your pants…otherwise you’ll end up pregnant with another kid who doesn’t know who his dad is because your vagina is like a smoothie of sperm from various men you’ve fucked that day, swirling around trying to find your womb….OR…she’s just a slut, who knows who the baby daddy is and took a pay off to keep his name out of the press, because he’s either high profile, or married…either way…she gets paid and that makes life more fun, it allows her to do all the things she wants to do…like post shitty content to her social media for her fans…cuz it’s not like this bitch actually works as an actress…I haven’t seen her in anything ever…

This is likely from a photoshoot, not from a selfie, but we can collectively say “SHOW US MORE MOM PUSSY”….because that circus freak pussy you get from being a mom…you know th clown car pussy people climb out of – is the whole basis of being a mom….so I say show it to the fucking world….like you’re PT BARNUM…

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This kind of slutty behavior, attention seeking behavior, is exactly what got this bitch knocked up the time she didn’t abort or couldn’t abort, because she had way too many abortions…or maybe she kept the kid because it came with the best deal, financial gain, or fuck you to the baby daddy we have never knowns and don’t rally care who knocked her up, it’s just funny to see some old bitch dancing around on her social media to show you all how real and quirky she is..but I just find it annoying…that’s why I like photos over video…you don’t have to be fucking annoyed when looking at an ass in leggings but when girl does shit like this, it’s hard to not feel that shame in the pit of my stomach for her….even if she’s won at life thanks to her vagina…I still think she can be embarrassing…and this is the proof…

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