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2020

09

Jul

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

January Jones Cleavage

January Jones is getting racier and racier as she showcases the underside of her tit, knowing she really wants to pull out her whole tit, because that’s just what empowered feminists do when they are feeling proud about being a woman…you know, that and menstrual art…not that January Jones still gets her period she is old…but there are girls who do and make art with it and that they try to intellectualize or make poetry about as they believe their own hype and neglect the simple fact that they are getting naked on the internet for attention and they are intellectualizing it for attention…

ANYWAY, January Jones, who you shouldn’t give a fuck about, but who you should remember has a child out of wedlock with Jason Sudeikis or however you spell his greek anal loving, just not enough because the cum dripped back up inside her, in what may have even been a flip the condom inside out after pulling it out of the trash to fuck yourself with the load, only celebs don’t use CONDOMS, condoms are for sick people, it was just a different kind of “TRAP”…that they’ve kept secret for whatever reason..

YOU KNOW, she sucked dick to get a career, or barely a career, but she was on a big show…and there was likely dick sucking, there’s just not much to her, besides the tits…

Then during Quarantine, she got more active on her insta, realizing bikini pics do way better than her other trying to be funny, but really being cringeworthy and embarrassing, we don’t need your quirky sense of humor, show us your tits….and she’s listening like all girls listen…follow the likes and follows, deliver the bikini smut…

In a year from now, she’ll be selling butthole pics on Only fans…watch.

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