January Jones is in the bath, showing all you caring perverts that life as a single mom is rough, so rough that sometimes you just need to take a minute to bathe off the sin.

I’ve never been into January Jones so the fact that I am watching her bathe is just a testament of the times thanks to social media…where the kind of person who became a “celelbrity” from her humble Oregon beginnings, is going to naturally overshare her because she fucking loves the attention, feedback, and likes…it’s her drug…along with getting cummed inside by dudes who refuse to admit they are her child’s father.

As someone who hates celebrities and who thinks they are all trashy whores, even if they were born into the industry, this kind of behavior is expected and I guess welcomed because I’d rather see some bitch on TV in the bath pretending to be real…instead of walking around in paparazzi pics pretending to be bothered by all the hype she generated for herself by getting knocked up by a mystery man out of wedlock who has yet to admit he’s the dad.

You know, if you’re a media whore or attention whore and that’s why you’re even in LA in the first place, take advantage of that direct line to your fans.

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end with her fisting herself in a “look how stretchy my cunt is now that I’ve have a baby and hundreds of important cock that helped me get famous in me”….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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