January Jones Bikini of the Day

2022

May

I originally thought January Jones was rocking a selfie stick for her trashy old mom bikini pic, like some sort of BOOMER trying to fit in with the youth, because she’s basically a boomer trying to fit in with the youth…

On the surface isn’t the fucking worst, she’s a little doughy, we used to call them SLIM FATS, like TOMMY LASORDA but a little dyslexic, because there are plenty of soft bodied skinny girls out there, especially in their 40s…

When your career is based on being a skinny chick with big tits, it becomes a struggle to find your purpose and meaning, when younger skinny chicks with big tits take your place, but you can always hang onto the dream for the fans you’ve accumulated on social media, like some low level slut trying to get famous, despite already being famous….

Social media may be lame, but it’s funny to see how lame people who don’t think they are lame become on it, plus tits are fun.