I didn’t watch Mad Men since I hate advertising and advertising execs after years of trying to get them to advertise on this site, only to be told it’s porn, preventing me from making millions, while they are all at the strip clubs cheating on their wives with their brand clients and expense accounts! HYPOCRITES!

Not that I’d watch Mad Men if it didn’t trigger me as a person who relies on ads to make my 100 dollars a month off this bullshit site, but I assume if I did, I’d think January Jones was either hotter or more impressive than she is!

But instead, I get to see her sloppy single mom tits in a bikini that’s high waisted due to her being a mom in her 40s an she’s not a psychopath in her shameless half naked self promotion, which has involved bikini selfies on the regular for her social media feed, because these celebs, even high paid or on heft child support payments due to A-Lister cum that’s been left inside her to form a child, reducing themselves to clickbait, almost brilliant!

It’s like, you don’t need to be a shameless half naked whore but you do it anyway, even when you’re old, because that’s how important your tits are to your hustle, you small minded, simple minded, give men what they want to get the likes, and that’s actually pretty noble work! Not that a selfie is work, but these onlyfans chicks make up to millions a month off selfies, so I guess it is!

Point of the story, I don’t hate big shameless sloppy mom tits in their 40s, even if I wanted to, but I am pretty confident I could hate the host body, if I cared enough to bother, which I don’t!

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