Iris Apatow Gets Gay of the Day

2021

Jul

Judd Apatow is the comedy nerd who mooched off comedians in order to create a massively successful production company that made all the bro comedies of the 2000s and 2010s….with perverts like Seth Rogan and James Franco…amongst others…and I am sure I didn’t hate every single one of those movies, like I’ve hated Seth Rogan’s laugh…

I just hated Judd Apatow’s stant up….because I saw Judd Apatow at a comedy festival where one of his jokes was about his daughter’s vagina…this was probably 14 years ago….and it was likely about Iris Apatow…pull up the archive footage…you’ll see how weird it was….I know that despite being inappropriate and loving the troll…you know the feeling of making people feel uncomfortable…I found it awkward and weird as shit….and I can joke about basically anything that would make people feel uncomfortable….because I am not a pussy…

So to Judd I say…LOOK AT THAT PUSSY YOU MADE NOW…you sicko…

She’s an actress, potentially gay because the porn algorithm has made girls love fucking girls, because getting off to lesbian porn, which has historically been the more accessible porn for women, has confused girls into thinking they are lesbians, when the girls in the lesbian porn aren’t even lesbians….silly..it’s movie magic…

The point of the story is that based on Judd, I’d assume she’d be uglier, not that it would get in the way of her making it in America as a rich and connected raised in Hollywood girl…but in a way that’s a pleasant surprise…while staring at her seuxalized self produced content…