There’s a meme that I saw that read that retarded women have rockin’ tits because it allows them to have a better chance at survival. Makes sense to me because tits will make even the most normal dude fuck a retard for the tits…

I didn’t believe the meme because I had never really seen any hot retard tits, but I have known some retards who were kids of people I knew that escaped their retard institutions for weeks at a time only to come back pregnant, so I always thought that retards were down to fuck….

Earlier today, I saw a retarded girl walking along all retardedly, her mangled face from what we’ll assume was a fucked up premature birth terrified me, but her shirt was tight and her tits were perky and large, her nipples hard and I said “Damn that retard meme was FACTS”….

Iris Apatow, the daughter of Judd, who I once saw do stand-up where he talked about his daugthers and their vaginas, which creeped me out back then, since they were children….probably thinks she’s next generation Hollywood, because these people just cast their kids, creating some insular industry of low grade crap, but in her mind she’s ROYALTY…

Well, she looks like a retard in the face but the tits aren’t epic for survival at all, probably because she’s rich and her retardedness can buy survival…but the good news is that at least she starves herself out!

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Judd Apatow is the comedy nerd who mooched off comedians in order to create a massively successful production company that made all the bro comedies of the 2000s and 2010s….with perverts like Seth Rogan and James Franco…amongst others…and I am sure I didn’t hate every single one of those movies, like I’ve hated Seth Rogan’s laugh…

I just hated Judd Apatow’s stant up….because I saw Judd Apatow at a comedy festival where one of his jokes was about his daughter’s vagina…this was probably 14 years ago….and it was likely about Iris Apatow…pull up the archive footage…you’ll see how weird it was….I know that despite being inappropriate and loving the troll…you know the feeling of making people feel uncomfortable…I found it awkward and weird as shit….and I can joke about basically anything that would make people feel uncomfortable….because I am not a pussy…

So to Judd I say…LOOK AT THAT PUSSY YOU MADE NOW…you sicko…

She’s an actress, potentially gay because the porn algorithm has made girls love fucking girls, because getting off to lesbian porn, which has historically been the more accessible porn for women, has confused girls into thinking they are lesbians, when the girls in the lesbian porn aren’t even lesbians….silly..it’s movie magic…

The point of the story is that based on Judd, I’d assume she’d be uglier, not that it would get in the way of her making it in America as a rich and connected raised in Hollywood girl…but in a way that’s a pleasant surprise…while staring at her seuxalized self produced content…

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I have done some posts on Iris Apatow, who is the hotter of the APATOW kids because she looks more like her mom Leslie Mann than her dad Judd, who you may know as the “comedic genius” behind many hit shows and movies who I saw do stand-up about 14 years ago where part of his act was about his daughters’ vagina, they were 4 at the time and probably something to leave out of a comedy act, but not when you’re dialled in Hollywood at the level he is, thanks to being a celebrated earner who can get funding for any project because Hollywood loves fucking hits, and I guess also love fucking other things that they probably should love fucking…but when you’re rich and weird and think you’re invincible you do weird things….like how Judd did stand-up comedy terribly, when he’s good at making movies and money off those movies and should have just stuck to that…

Anyway, that’s not to say Iris is some victim of being a Hollywood child, it’s just to say her dad is rich as shit, so she’s rich as shit and that in and of itself is a pile of fucking crazy…you know they think they are important because their dad was able to suck comedy’s dick and profit off it…with all those Seth Rogan hits you probably find funny….giving her a sense of importance all for doing basically nothing…rich kid in hollywood shit.

Luckily, at 18, the style is as naked as possible, the discretion is barely there, they’ve been taking and sending nudes since it was illegal, because they are all raised on porn and see hardcore porn sex as normal…all while being woke, inclusive, body positive, anti-bullying…..it’s a weird generation of contratictions to an old fuck like me….

I’m just more interested in the fact that they are all exhibitionists for clout…all are into showing their tits and buttholes, it’s like ‘we’ll just put this out there as I try to monetize bitches”….

This isn’t that racy, but girl is in s super crop top grabbing her tits, which is racy enough and that may be all the racy we need as a bunch of perverts watching some 18 year old dancing with her tits in her hands like a bunch of perverts would…and should…I mean they aren’t producing this shit for the dudes out there in their class that are cutting off their dicks and calling themselves ladies…they views come from those who jerk off to the content so keep on content creating..

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Iris is the recently 18 year old Apatow, cut from Apatow comedic royalty, because that Judd motherfucker cashed the fuck in on Comedy, and despite being a HORRIBLE stand-up comic, I saw him at some comedy fest in Montreal years ago and all he was talking about was his daughter’s vaginas or something equally disturbing referencing his daughters in a way I found uncomfortable despite being depraved….maybe if the joke was funny or intelligent I’d have a different opinion…but it was just awkward and weird….but hew is a masterful producer and I don’t hate his movies…

Well, since turning 18, Iris has been staying true to her generation of perverts raised on porn, while staying true to being a rich celebrity’s connected kid turning to social media for some hype as they build out their own brand better than poor people, all while being lewd or salacious wearing lingerie as shirts, braless, nipples, out, you get the deal…her peers sell sex videos…this is barely anything…but it is something, a young girl being “empowered” and “sexualizing” herself for likes and follows….subscribe.

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Iris Apatow is the 18 year old daughter of Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow who I guess is Hollywood Royalty since everything Judd touches turns to fucking gold, allowing her to have an existence all because of her dad’s comedy movies, but that’s just how these things work, plus she’s hot, you know more Leslie, Less Judd I guess…

Anyway, being 18, she’s likely woke and annoying, she has her pronoun on her instagram bio, get the fuck out of here with that…but she’s also 18 and the style is no bra sheer top any chance you get because 18 year olds are all horny sex workers being empowered about sex and paving the way for real sex in the shitty comedy movies she’ll like be in thanks to her dad’s empire she’s going to inherit..

Anyway, young privileged white girl with nipples for the internet so perverts of all ages can jack off to her…thank the internet.

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