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2021

24

Sep

Jordyn Jones Ass on OnlyFans of the Day

The porn industry and the mainstream industry have merged thanks to evil social media, which is a bit of a trip for me, because I’ve been to porn events, I’ve known pornstars, I’ve never been very impressed by them, it’s one of those low hanging fruit situations, where if you are willing to fuck on camera and look half decent, you’re going to make money and get audience, just not for anything really valid or valuable….you’re just degrading yourself and there’s a cost for all of that….whether it is mental health, spiritual, who knows…these people are gross…no matter how hard you jack off to them…

Anyway, thanks to porn being pushed on people, becoming “cool” or “hip” where girls are like “that’s easy money”…we’ve got so many girls getting naked for money and that’s too bad….because there’s something hot about modesty, like being the creep sexualizing the girl who doesn’t sleep around, that gets lost when every bitch has her spread ass on the internet…even your mom…

So Jordyn Jones, a reality star from Kalamazoo Michigan, who was white trash enough and probably would have ended up doing porn regardless of the industry trending in this direction, is doing weird booty shoots with Riley Reid, the porn den mother, who makes TONS of money, which is what all these people envy….

IT may not be Jordyn Jones getting her throat fucked, it’s still child reality show dancer with big social media presence going down THIS road and not opening up a dance school to empower kids…because everyone is a disgusting degenerate pig…

Hot asses though. I think there’s visible asshole behind thong…these things happen…thanks to flawed or masterful thong design.


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2021

20

Sep

Jordyn Jones Thong of the Day

Jordyn Jones is a child reality star from a child dance reality show which is weird as shit and every time I write out that she was on a child dancing show I get creeped the fuck out. Who is watching that shit? Let’s hope little old ladies who either never had kids and always wanted kids, therefore they have a love for seeing kids in action….or little old ladies who have had kids and remember their kids being the best times of their lives…you see people like that in the park overly excited by children but not in a creepy way, but in a sad, they are almost dead and reflecting on their life way…

Point being, she’s all grown up now, and posts pics of her pulling her pants down on social media, you know because dance reality shows at any age aren’t really a lucrative career, sure you can do the influencer work, but when you peak at 10…and the market is pretty saturated with other influencers and reality stars from actual reality shows people watched…your options remain “SELL NUDES”…which can also be lucrative, but seems to also be reducing themselves to the objectified, sexual object, they all protest and claim they don’t want to be…but who am I to complain…NOT the moral police here….just keep up the momentum with the nudes since we can never have enough shamelessness in a given day when said shamelessness isn’t fat chicks being shameless because they’ve been brainwashed to think they are like hot chicks, equality, or inclusivity, or too many affirmations that they don’t realize the nudie game should be reserved for the hotties trying to get paid…it doesn’t need to be FOR EVERYONE..

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2021

09

Sep

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

Jordyn Jones was a child who was sold by her parents to a child dance reality show…her dad was a drunk from Kalamazoo Michigan, so I guess it’s better than selling her to the meth trailer down the block….because I’ve decided white trash Kalamazoo is a thing and not just something the Jones were into…

LOOK AT HER NOW….making money off her social media because she knows how to pose with her round dance ass just right…

Unless she’s just showing off her fit, you know just an innocent “Check the look”…

THIS IS JUST HOW DANCERS DO IT, it’s not their fault, they are professional trained to grind your dick off if they needed to….making them all the better.

You can’t hate on Jordyn Jones getting paid for her ass, I mean, if she wasn’t getting paid for her ass, she’d be a terrible host body. This is her calling, what do you expect she was a fucking reality show star as a kid…I mean the fact her ass still exists is a testament of said ass…and this is the proof.

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2021

01

Sep

Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones is another one of these girls who seemingly had some kind of career, thanks to being on a creepy and perverted child dance store that I am sure Hollywood was really excited about when they conceptualized, the kind of pilot or trailer or teaser they pass around at their weird fucking parties they go to when they laugh at all of us simple minded fucks who allow them to behave like this by celebrating them….and buying into their propaganda and lies…

So Jordyn Jones, a girl with a lot of followers, has figured out that she can make more money off being a prostitute, which I am sure was a revolutionary revelation sent to her from the LORD AND SAVIOR himself…GET ALL THE MONEY YOU CAN AS FAST AS YOU CAN because of inflation, or because you know where you will be positioned in the future camps they put everyone in…you know better to be the whore for the kings than the rape victim to the peasants…

Point being, girls sexualizing themselves pretending it is empowering for simplistic cash grabs from loser dudes….is not that brilliant, but it’s more self produced, attention seeking, content to get talked about because these people at their core are disgusting…

In Jordyn Jones’ case, she’s from white trash Michigan, so being high end escort is better than being pissed on for 10 dollars in a trailer park…I guess..




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2021

26

Aug

Jordyn Jones Erotica of the Day

I told my friend that society is so far gone, that we’ll have spread cunt pictures on cereal boxes, I guess I thought that was clever and worth reposting here, because it’s true…

Everything is pornographic, everything is racy, everything is sleazy….mainstream girls who used to only fuck to get their career ahead behind closed doors, where they’d play wholesome on the public persona, while we all knew they were whores….are now getting their careers ahead by getting paid for their self produced smut…like sexting girls from TINDER, only mainstream successful with millions of followers.

Obviously, they like to show off their bodies, they think they are hot, they want to be jerked off to, they want to be what people jerk off to, they want to be paid to be jerked off to, and it’s more interesting that traditional work that doesn’t pay as much.

They have collectively seen the porn chicks and the cam girls who dudes jerk off to, and said “I can do that too, but better, since no one expects it, and I’m not as broken”…

I don’t care, I am into the nudes, it’s just funny that it’s being put out there, by the industry puppets, so clearly they are pushing them down this road…

So soon, spread cunt pics will be on cereal boxes..

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2021

18

Aug

Jordyn Jones Possible Bush of the Day

Jordyn Jones has a hot body that she shows off to her “close friends’ on instagram…that aren’t actually her close friends but rather perverts who pay her….so basically she’s turned her instagram into a subscription porn site without Zuckerberg getting his cut…

She’s a child dancer who was sold to the entertainment industry through some child dance reality show that is creepily on TV…cuz you know that attracts the worst people…like the Disney Channel….both as subscribers and behind the scenes…it’s always the weirdos into being around kids you gotta watch out for.

It’s only natural that the dancer would sexualize herself, in part becuase that’s the trend that all the girls are doing, but also because she’s from Ohio or some shit, and was otherwise bound to be a stripper…limited options….

What’s also natural, and something I am a huge fan of….BUSH…which I’ve been advocating forever because there was a time it wasn’t trendy and all girls were getting their pussies waxed…and that was the murdering of millions of great bushes…which is a real fucking tragedy….maybe not as bad as the Afghan war which was designed by the industrialists who make billions…or trillions of tax payer money….but industrial in her own right.

SO….seeing her bush in her sheer panties is pretty amazing, unless that’s just my imagination cuz I’m so eager for there to be bush everywhere I look, I’m a pervert like that…you know cumming on the panty pillows…a dream…


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2021

22

Jul

Jordyn Jones Wants To Eat Her Friends Nipples of the Day

You may not believe you live in a simulation, or in the early days of dystopian society, you may think everything is as it always was, totally normal…even after the pandemic…because you just live your life relatively normally and you don’t watch the news, or the fake news, or get influenced by the lies….you just go through the motions like a slave in training just self absorbed and clueless….

But, when you see these girls get a taste of money from selling their skimpy pictures on the internet, only to turn themselves into low hanging fruit porn star….you have to realize the system is fucked…

I have never been anti-porn, I think porn got lazy and made shitty throat fucking content….I have never been anti-amateur porn…because I am all for girls taking slutty selfies….I am not against girls selling their nudes, panties, or hand jobs….I am all for it….

I just find it weird when people with mainstream success, are sucked into the “if I get more scandalous, more people care and more money is made”….even knowing they’ve been raised on porn….

I just never watched porn and thought the girls were girls I wanted to fuck, I didn’t mind watching them fuck, but I didn’t want to fuck them, because I knew there was something wrong with them, you know, coded weird…

I assume that because dudes loved porn, girls felt porn was the way to get attention, when back int he day, girls wanted to be VS models, not porn chicks in shitty nude shoots…so the girls looked at nasty porn girls and were like “I can do that”….and they are doing that….

It just makes for a weird dynamic or foundation for the next generation to grow up with…I mean we had porn and mainstream, the merging of the two isn’t quite happening how I expected it would, even though I knew the two would merge, I just didn’t think every girl would want to be the porn chick jerked off to, but it makes sense…especially now that they can make millions…

ANYWAY…Jordyn Jones, another child dance star from an alcoholic home that could be a generational incest home in Kalamazoo has been selling bikini pics on INSTAGRAM to her fans….never too racy, always showcasing her hot dance body…

Well, she’s now partnered up with a homie and is co-starring in her OnlyFans content, meaning she’s on ONLY fans showing off that hot ass, not her own OnlyFans, but that’ll happen next when she realizes she can make a million a month..

People all have their price….and it’s not a terrible thing…but it may be down the line when everyone’s just fucked out.



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2021

21

Jul

Jordyn Jones Pussy Rubbing of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some pervert young dancer from the internet who makes money selling exclusive content of herself half naked, but it’s on instagram, so it’s not seen as porn or sex work, it’s the grey area called CLOSE FRIENDS, where she can filter out who can and can’t see her sleazy content that we know isn’t for friends…but girl’s gotta get paid..

She’s basically from a white trash alcoholic, possibly generational incest family, we don’t even know if they had running water or power in the barn they lived in before selling her off the the neigbor like they were Celine Dion’s family…only in this case the neighbor was some TV producer who makes dance shows about children dancing…the kind of thing you’d expect a motherfucker to get arrested for but they posture it that moms like watching kids dance and it’s for the moms…but moms watching kids dance is almost as weird….NO ONE but parents and close family should ever see a kid dance…unless it’s at a fucking wedding…or local ballet recital.

Anyway, here she is doing some dance that looks like she’s about to finger herself..in some shorts with her tight dance body and as creepy or shitty her start was, she’s killing it now…and all it takes is a gyrating of the hips…ELVIS WAS RIGHT.



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2021

13

Jul

Jordyn Jones Still Slutty of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some child reality show dancer which always creeps me out when I write it out, but thanks to being sold to the industry instead of being sold to the farmer down the street from her family home back in Kalamazoo in one of her dad’s drunken dealings, she’s managed to get a following that she can cash the fuck in on….she does it in the form of “close friend feed” where she posts low level half naked smut, like stripping out of her silky nightgown in her bathroom, you know for the artistic merit….even though THAT AIN’T DANCE THOUGH…..

From reality star to sex worker on the lowest level, but at least she could afford to buy her mom a Land Rover and herself a Tesla from all the perverts supporting her down this dark and evil sex worker life….and at least she’s not turning tricks in the garden shed outside the meth lab….where she could have ended up….

I mean posing in her nightie showing some skin is very low level sex work, BUT the intention is the same and for that we must post it and stare because otherwise what is the point.


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2021

08

Jul

Jordyn Jones Bikini on the Farm of the Day

I always make fun of Jordyn Jones for being some inbred looking girl from generational incest filled Kalamazoo Michigan who was trained by her white trash mom to dance as hard and as well as she could to offer a better life for the family through her stripping…it didn’t end up working out that way for them because she was able to get onto some reality show for children who dance…which may be far worse sex work than stripping for some local farm hands, but we don’t need to go into that or try to understand how shows like that even exist….because I think a better angle for Jordyn Jones and her hot dance body is the Farmer’s daughter fetish that was probably a bigger deal in the 40s and 50s before the interstate highway system was introduced…where door to door traveling salesmen could end up with a flat tire or out of gas or broken down in some far community outside a big city…where they’d approach the closest farm only to realize there was an uneducated but hot shelted farm girl hungry for big city cock ready to ride you until the cows come home, or until their farmer dad shoots your dick off because he likes her all to himself…not tainted by that big city cock…which is a far better angle…that she’s playing into with this hot tub party on the farm….even the BARN is red…and there are animals in the background…it’s the real fucking deal….and this farmer’s daughter has no dad, he’s dead, and she also knows how to dance….a win…

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