Jordyn Jones is what I would call a sex worker in training, or maybe a sex worker that’s still only PG-13 sex work, you know like the girl you used to hookup with in High School with the above the pant petting, still capable of making you cum, but not quite where we need to be…

So Jordyn Jones, the child dancer turned influencer who sells panty pics to strangers….while navigating the world with the weirdest fucking resume…not quite famous, not quite an influencer, but existing amongst them like she’s almost there…but at a pivotal point in her life where she has to decide whether to take that awesome dance body to penetration videos or at least solo videos or a dip her toe into lesbianism…you can’d to anal gang bangs on the first day…

What I am saying is, I predict Jordyn Jones will do porn and she’s already got a great name for it….BORN ready like her mom who sold her to a child dance show had this all planned from their trailer back in Michigan….

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Jordyn Jones’ is a child dancing reality show star where she played one of the children….I don’t fuck with that kind of content and I am shocked it even exists but thanks to Jordyn Jones and Maddie Ziegler now being 18 and slutty….I know those shows exist and I know that the stars they create grow up to a very unique kind of slut…

You know sold to the industry for the worst low hanging fruit shit, but for whatever reason it led to tons of social media followers, that they can now sell shitty product to through sleazy content, the sleazier you get the more the sell and thus the more money they make.

You know dreams of fame filling the void in their soul with likes and follows like all these motherfuckers out there.

Jordyn Jones is a little trashy and even sells exclusive slutty content to her fans.

I don’t know if this has anything to do with that feed, but it’s a pretty impressive booty in sweatpants show….like adult dancers, this child dancer who is now an adult, has the flexibility, fitness and musculature you’d want a girl you are jerking off to have..

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Jordyn Jones has been on a slow ride to the porn life…

She’s an insignificant reality star who is all growed up now, but who was sold to the industry as a dancing child by her parents, because the allure of the magical Hollywood dreams is too strong, when you’re white trash and addicted to TV…there’s nothing more that people want than to be on reality TV…so if you can sell your kid to get a taste of that..DO It…it’s not like there’s a bright future for them anyway, not one as bright as being a vapid rich person with vapid rich friends…because nothing is sacred.

That said, there’s not too much hope or too many prospects for a dancing child turned adult….other than to go ADULT….

Some reality stars start with a porn career, others end the career in porn…

Now she’s not doing porn yet, this is just Halloween for now, but she does sell half nudes, cuz she does have a hot dance body, and a hot dance ass, so what was meant to be a Michigan stripper is now a stripper of the world…and we need strippers of the world…you know to jerk off to…not that there’s a shortage of that…I mean SO MUCH SMUT TO DIG THROUGH ALL THE TIME….

She’s not quite porn yet, but there will be an anal scene at some point in her career..I can guarantee that.

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Apparently, Jordyn Jones, child reality star dancer, has realized that people are really excited about her fat dance ass, and will pay her to stare at her self produced smut, because they are pathetic perverts who have lost touch with reality, don’t realize there are hot chicks outside of the internet, and even getting a lap dance at a strip club for 10 dollars is more rewarding to jerking off to a picture of some pitch in lingerie…I mean this is not 1990s internet where a picture was enough…we’re over here in real life where jerking off to a screen is played out and boring…

I am convinced that Jordyn Jones will end up doing porn eventually, I mean what the fuck were her other options really, she’s a child dance reality star who is no longer a child, but with that big social media following can convert fucking members to her porn site.

The problem I have with all this is the photos are all shitty and self shot, I want BETTER production value. I’ve watched the news or daytime TV a few times since the pandemic, and it’s all shitty fucking ZOOM quality…everyone’s got too lazy to bother because they get paid regardless but part of the fun should be CREATIVE ideas….

inStead, it’s a bitch in an apartment in lingerie crying for attention so she doesn’t have to sell her assets and move back to Kalamazoo to work the lap dance hustle like her friends and neighbors, even though LAP DANCES are REAL…while this shit isn’t…

GOOD ass though and DANCERS who aren’t strippers may be disappointing, the whole point of professionally trained dance is to end up stripping, unless you’re a rich kid or hit the lottery like Julianne Hough….but I guess even the hobbiest can fuck better than some sloppy fat bitch who eats donuts everyday for breakfast…

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Jordyn Jones is getting satanic, it’s trendy and she knows who she works for….you know you can’t make it in this world unless there’s some soul selling involved and this one has her massive audience because a deal was made. She was some white trash in Michigan with a drunk dad, so the industry saved her people, that’s what they tell themselves…she’s rich now, better than turning tricks at the local bowling alley for a pack of smokes and some Fentanyl….

Maybe this is for Halloween, her overlord’s favorite day….and I think we’re in a holding pattern for Jordyn Jones, she’s going to be the Maitland Ward of her generation, only smart enough to not wait 20 years to dive into porn, but to do it it when the opportunities for a child dancer from a child reality show dry up, and the brand deals are too hard to execute, while being masturbation fodder for profit just turns a bitch on….MONEY AND PEOPLE JERKING OFF TO ME….how could they resist that temptation….these soulless fucks who go for the easy money instead of doing something meaningful like opening a dance school for poor kids or some shit….because we are a society of absolute perverted degenerates….

In this shoot, she’s covered in blood, that could be PIG blood, maybe it’s some homeless man blood, no one will NOTICE one of those missing, especially not in LA where there are 80,000 homeless people gracing Venice Beach like they were PINK….she lives on Venice Beach…

She’s in lingerie, in a bath, making a mess and it’s all such low hanging content, but better than the alternative though….

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Jordyn Jones is here in lingerie because she’s working hard at selling pics of herself in lingerie because it probably makes her more money than anything else she’s done. That’s the world we are in…

I am a firm believer that she is going to be doing hardcore porn in a 6 months to a year from now, the temptation is just too fucking strong to draw them into evil.

There was a time when whores were whores because they had no other option, the real money went to people who were intellectuals, who were talented, artists, creators…you know real effort went into it and now…a titty selfie’s enogh.

I guess it’s like how all the talk shows have segments of retards doing dumb dances, you know mindless shit, because we’re obviously mindless idiots…

It’s nice to witness a girl who would have been a trailer park whore, become an internet whore, even with her huge following on social media, the money is in half nakedness….

So it’s nice to be in a society where girls are finally being paid heavy for being whores….I like to think of it as a reduction of the intellectual mind and the celebration of the most basic heathen needs…but for the record, I preferred when whores were affordable…THIS DMAN STAGFLATION…

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Not that I give a fuck about Jordyn Jones in any way….because I really don’t….but I don’t give a fuck about any of these celebs ladies I’ve been writing about, because someone needs to make a talking about female celebrity website, when bro white men are busy apologizing for being misogynists, or white, or whatever as they wear their little shorts, watching their fantasy sports league, trick shot videos and learning how to crypto….some of us still have balls and want to look at slutty celebs reducing themselves to sex bodies while crying “don’t sexualize me, unless you pay”….

If I don’t do it, who will..

ANyway, Jordyn Jones who writes her name like a stripper name, is a dancer that was sold to a creepy and perverted child dance show, she leveraged that to social media following, made some money with it, but is now seeing more money the sluttier she gets…it’s a right of passage hot girls need to go through…

So as she’s figuring out the sluttier she gets, the more people care, and the more people pay….we’re at the point of countdown until actually doing hardcore porn….we need a ticker, they all crack..especially when they were raised white trash and sold to the industry young.

I guess it’s better than sucking dick in trailer parks for meth like less enterprising middle of the road girls of Kalamazoo Michigan just trying to get by…

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Jordyn Jones has an inbred looking face, which makes sense because she’s from Kalamazoo Michigan where you may be from and where you may be inbred too….but I can’t seem to find any data on the inbred population of that part of Michigan to see what the probability of her being inbred actually is….I am a terrible researcher and don’t actually care. I only think she looks inbred because I knew an inbred girl with the same weird looking face, so I’m drawing conclusions….

I do know that she may look like this due to fetal alcoholism, her dad was an alcoholic who died from alcoholism….but who cares…it’s not about her mediocre face, or even about her pop culture career thanks to being on some creepy child dance show…it’s about her ass…her amazing, dance ass, that is dabbling in the porno realm, because when girls get a taste of that porn money and realize how easy it is to sell themselves in this era where they are trying to destroy the family structure and replace it with some open marriage, free love, surrogate babies, because men are scum take their money for feminism….it’s just too tempting to resist.

Now she hasn’t had anal on her first scene, I mean she hasn’t even done a scene yet…that we know of…but it’ll happen…if the PORN industry can suck in someone like Maitland Ward…it can take anyone else who struggled to make money for 2 decades after being on a hit show.

I may hate porn, but I don’t hate dance ass when it’s round…

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Jordyn Jones is a not so interesting representative of her generation of perverts. She has 7 million followers because that’s how the entertainment industry works motherfuckers, it makes stars…even ones you’ve never heard of…

She got her start being sold to the entertainment industry at a young age by some white trash parents in Kalamazoo Michigan, where the dad was dying of alcoholism and where he was likely always on the verge of losing the farm, but luckily was gifted a girl the industry would feel was cute enough to cast in their WEIRD FUCKING CHILD DANCE SHOW….why would they need a CHILD DANCE SHOW….I don’t fucking know but I’m the kind of person who thinks any actors under 18 are weird and should be at home being normal and not being exploited to play “children” in movies and TV….

Like everyone her age, she’s a pervert and has made more money by taking charge of her career and letting people subscribe to her “close friend” feed where she gets half naked.

She’s also just done a booty shoot with porn chick Riley Reid, because porn chicks are seen as cool or something now, thanks to fucking on video and being a little hotter than the other chicks fucking on camera, which isn’t saying much, since ANYONE can be a porn chick, just fuck on camera…

So porn is cool, edgy, mainstream or a way to get paying customers when most of the 7 million fans are there cuz they are into her dance career, not paying for her nude careers…

The good news is, she’s got a hot body and should be half naked, I mean she’s 21, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with herself. Go to college? Lol.

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The porn industry and the mainstream industry have merged thanks to evil social media, which is a bit of a trip for me, because I’ve been to porn events, I’ve known pornstars, I’ve never been very impressed by them, it’s one of those low hanging fruit situations, where if you are willing to fuck on camera and look half decent, you’re going to make money and get audience, just not for anything really valid or valuable….you’re just degrading yourself and there’s a cost for all of that….whether it is mental health, spiritual, who knows…these people are gross…no matter how hard you jack off to them…

Anyway, thanks to porn being pushed on people, becoming “cool” or “hip” where girls are like “that’s easy money”…we’ve got so many girls getting naked for money and that’s too bad….because there’s something hot about modesty, like being the creep sexualizing the girl who doesn’t sleep around, that gets lost when every bitch has her spread ass on the internet…even your mom…

So Jordyn Jones, a reality star from Kalamazoo Michigan, who was white trash enough and probably would have ended up doing porn regardless of the industry trending in this direction, is doing weird booty shoots with Riley Reid, the porn den mother, who makes TONS of money, which is what all these people envy….

IT may not be Jordyn Jones getting her throat fucked, it’s still child reality show dancer with big social media presence going down THIS road and not opening up a dance school to empower kids…because everyone is a disgusting degenerate pig…

Hot asses though. I think there’s visible asshole behind thong…these things happen…thanks to flawed or masterful thong design.

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