I guess this is a generational thing…

You have “celebrity”, following, some level of success because your white trash mom knew you were a cute enough kid to sell to the corrupt people of Hollywood who are into that kind of thing…

So, you’ve got a young girl who has all kinds of followers, could be running any business, pushing brands, launching brands, working as a back-up dancer, or pop star….

I’m not trying to say this ceiling eyed, possible product of incest with fetal alcohol poisoning is more impressive than she is..

I’m just saying that instead of doing any of that, she’s doing low level porn before the porn shoots….just her and her friend in their lingerie showing ass for money..

It seems so simplistic, but I guess that’s the point, give em what they want, instead of making them lust after you waiting until the day she strips down happens.

What I will say is that dancers, by definition, can fuck your dick off, and this one’s got an ass, and a friend who could come in handy when she fucks your dick off, so I guess this is her ACTUAL calling…and it’s not even a “Bad” thing…because this generation expects this shit….so old timer boomers like us get to partake from the comfort of our homes…thanks to the internet being a vast vast place and none of these people being SCARED of it like they should be…I mean it’s still the fucking internet people…where WEIRDNESS exists, festers and destroys souls….by maybe I’m just being too dramatic..

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Here’s one of those idiotic moments caught on tape because these young idiots need to document everything they do so that they know it happened, or so they can brag about how it happened, so they end up doing totally illegal shit on tape, thinking they can’t get arrested for things like robbing, raping, or driving fast on the freeway in a super car….street racing some other super car….because you are rich from selling panty pics on instagram, the lowkey porn site…..or because the people you associate with are rich from the internet…because if I’ve learned anything about social media…it’s rewarded a lot of dumb people with huge amounts of money….basically money obsolete to a generation of idiots…who don’t actually work….they’ve gamed the system, which is kind of amazing, because when you hear them speak they are so fucking dumb….but like I always say, if you’ve got tits and a following, or just tits, and you aren’t a millionaire, you’ve done fucked up hard…like you almost have to TRY to not be a millionaire when you’ve got tits…kinda like how I actively try to fail…I wonder why that is….why win, when you can lose, not that racing a lambo looking vehicle on the freeway is my idea of winning, it’s actually up there with the cheesiest thing to do with money…I prefer trucks.

Anyway, the reality star dancer, who feels like dancing, thanks to being sold to the industry as a child, has a great dancing ass, and the stamina to ride dick with rhythm and good times….

I find dancing idiotic, but I do think fucking a dancer is something you should all do once, because their passion and artistry can work wonders on you face or your dick, even a small and uneventful dick…Dance Dance.

All this to say, maybe your fetish is bad women drivers driving fast, life on the line shit, because looking death in the face on the road makes you cum….there’s a movie about it, so it must be a fetish…and here it is for you to jerk off to….

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Jordyn Jones is the child reality star turned confused influencer that realized that selling her lewd near nudes but not quite nudes was the ultimate earning potential…she is not doing the porn yet, but we assume she’ll do the porn when the audience is ready to really pay for it, which is really the right way to do porn…BUILD IT UP…don’t ANAL on the first date…but do anal eventually because we’re ready to see that dance Booty from Michigan do what it was supposed to do if it never got rich and Famous and tainted by that Hollywood shit…you know…trailer park prostitution.

This is a themed shoot for FOOTBALL fans because it is a big football weekend they say….

Looks good to me…..Play Ball..

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This just in…Jordyn Jones…the child reality show dancer who was likely sold to the industry by her broke trashy family in Kalamazoo…has NOT got into hardcore porno yet….but I see it brewing like a drunk fat lady at the resort in the hot tub, only in this case the drunk fat lady is the hot bodied reality child star who was sold to the industry, who now sells bikini and lingerie pics to the perverts and who we anxiously await selling penetration sex tape videos because I want to see if they are LIPS THAT GRIP….or at least put that twerking to good use if it’s not getting paid other ways….

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash who was sold to the reality TV industry at a young age, a far too young age, an age you’d question the parents about pushing their kid into the reality TV scene as it is borderline abuse.

When parent’s Jon Benet their kids, not necessarily KILL them or COVER up their death, assuming Jon Benet is even real, I saw some investigative journalist dug into all the pageants she won…and they didn’t actually exist…SUSPICIOUS…

But yeah, when parents bite the fucking bait, bring their kid into the dark and evil entertainment, they may end up selling half nudes on the internet when they turn 21…which is EXACTLY when Jordyn Jones is up to…

She’s got a HUGE amount of followers, probably a lot of creepers, but I bet she’s getting paid and when your soul was already sold for you at a discounted price when you were 10, you’ve got limited options.

I am just surprised she hasn’t taken her dance body to the PORNOS yet…it’s a generational thing and her generation fucking love porno more than that old grandpa run hollywood shit…but yeah…she should bite the bullet, or the cock and jump right in…I mean to be a dancer means there’s fitness, there’s stamina, there’s a connection to body, there’s an ability to ride a dick with rhythm and grace….seems like a waste to not use that but at least she is dipping a toe in….which you know means that she’ll get there someday and it’s better than being sold off to your cousins back home in Michigan for meth…or opiates…this is Hollywood motherfuckers…SO GLAMOROUS..AND FANCY!!!

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Jordyn Jones is some reality show child dancer that’s done grown up….

She managed to get a shit ton of followers on social media, which is pretty fucking weird considering no one you’d want to watch child dance reality shows watches child dance reality shows…and the idea that she got SUPER famous from that alone seems like of load of fucking bullshit…which could be what you call the load you’d like to splatter her ass in the skimpy thong with….you know since it’s a dance booty, a fit booty and one that looks good in skimpy underwear even though it’s likely filtered, photoshopped and a lie….THE INTERNET AVATAR LIFE is all fucking lies..

Anyway, she’s from white trash, so she was likely human trafficked to where she’s at, when they realized they couldn’t really take her level of talent to the next level, she was forced to fend for herself, but now with an audience…so she sells her lingerie nudes, that I am sure will eventually become black on BLONDE porn, with an ass like that, it’s kinda what it was destined to be doing…but normally people see the whole doing porn thing as failure, but in this era they see it is a smart way to cash the fuck out, there’s more money selling smut than selling SKINNY TEA…apparently..

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Jordyn Jones is doing what all young people are doing, getting half naked on the internet and making money…it’s like the underwear just keeps getting smaller and smaller, until there’s no need for underwear at all..

I mean if you got your start young, thanks to your mom selling you to the industry in the form of child reality show, and you build up that whole following being a lame ass child dancer, you can really only go two directions…TO THE FUCKING TOP…maybe hosting or being one of the dancers on DANCING WITH THE STARS…or maybe a back-up dancer for your favorite soulless shitty popstar…you know WORKING as a dancer…OR..you can sell nudes…and make actual money….while getting a cheap dopamine release of “look how naughty I am when I show the world my big dance ass…because they know she got fitness and THEY know she got the moves…all that rhythm’s gotta go somewhere, might as well imagine it on your MICRO dick..

The question is when do the panties, that are now dental floss style, turn into butt plugs, dildos and BLACK ON BLONDE cock….we call it the MAITLAND WARD…and she’s just living it out before our VERY eyes…

She’s hot bodied…and I guess hot across the board..in an inbred kind of way…KALAMAZOO michigan would do that to a person…especially when their parents are cousins.

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I am a firm believer than anyone who buys into the whole TESLA HYPE is some digital cuck middle of the road loser who just does what they are told, or what they think they are supposed to do, instead of what is actually cool.

That’s not to say that Tesla’s aren’t fast and fun to drive, not that I’ve ever driven one, it’s to say that the lie that Electric Vehicles will save climate change is pretty hilarious, you still need to build a fucking car, find the minerals for the batteries, dispose of the batteries, and charge the fucking batteries from some power source that may not be clean…so stop driving around like you’re Captain Planet here to save the fucking world with your climate activism bullshit in the form of 100,000 dollar cars…

It’s the same as seeing Leo DiCaprio, who just bought another 10 million dollar house as an investment, he’s got a portfolio of them, because he really cares about the climate…LIAR…on his private jet…

But yeah, the TESLA marketed as the “IT” Vehicle to have, the IPHONE of cars, and mothercuckers flock to the shit hard…

Which is probably why a basic, unimpressive, child sold to the reality TV industry, only to sell pics of her in her panties online to the fans, because brands don’t give a fuck about her, there are too many other whores to give a fuck about….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t get paid.

I guess for white trash, fetal alcohol syndrome, daughter of a drunk farmer from Michigan….getting that TESLA is far better than living in an RV on METH with 3 crack babies you strip to support…RIGHT…RIGHT…

If you’re wondering how she paid for it….here’s a Jordyn Jones Twerk

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Jordyn Jones in her Underwear….is a reminder of Maitland Ward when the Disney people announced a new version of Boy Meets World, reminding all the perverts in their 40s that they had a hard on for the redheaded girlfriend on the show, deciding to follow her on social media, and encourage her with likes and follows, after what I am sure was a decade of dark times, remembering how she peaked at 19 or 20 when on the show, only to be forgotten by the industry….washed up and irrelevant…until unleashing the big tits and getting railed by big black dick while her husband watches and counts their stupid money. She was actually making 40k a month off her Patreon before I knew anyone was making any money on Patreon…and I’ll assume she’s making a shit ton more now….

So yeah, why is this young Jordyn Jones post about Maitland Ward…because like Maitland, she’s a washed up at 20 year old, only known from a child dance show, getting money and likes, which are a currency to these people for the racier content and soon she will be railing big black dick the way nature intended and if it didn’t intend it…there wouldn’t be a BLACK ON BLONDES porn category.

In the meantime, as we wait for that, she’s still posing in underwear and it’s alright.

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I don’t know what cloning or mind control base they pulled Jordyn Jones out of, but the child who was trafficked to the entertainment industry by her mother who was blinded by the MONEY AND FAME, which is how they get the people to give away the kids, I mean the state owns them anyway….right…

I do know that I didn’t know of her when she was building her massive instagram following, she sort of just appeared when they were ready for her to appear, I guess….

I also know that since knowing who the white trash Kalamazoo Michigan born trash who was otherwise destined to be a stripper, has found her stride thanks to her team of people, and become a selfie lingerie model who sells her nudes or half nudes.

I predict she’ll be a Maitland Ward getting actually fucked, because NO BIG DEAL, right, just share the most sacred act between man and woman like a pile of fucking trash that you are….and I’m not complaining, it’s just too bad that all girls turn to the easy money, the smut money, because there was a time we’d never see these people marketed to us half naked, they’d hold out on us, but instead they are just producing it themselves in front of a mirror…all so lazy…but she’s still lookin’ hot…and I guess that’s what matters.

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