I like to think that Jordyn Jones has it all figured out! From ghetto trash from Michigan with alcoholic and possibly related parents, to a child dancer on a reality show that helped her get a huge following on social media, which means she can monetize the fuck out of it, and instead of doing boring brand deals, trying to get into that low paying acting realm, even doing popstar song and dance shit is too much effort, she shakes her ass and sells low level, barely nude, nudes!

I am sure she makes a fuckload of money doing what she does and all it took was selling her soul and cheapening herself, but the paydays pretty nice!

I mean even locally, nobodies are making 100k a month off selling nudes, it’s just that easy which is why so many people do it!

It’s one of those everyone has a price to do basically anything, and this is a vehicle to reach that price, with very little fucking effort.

They make it so easy that you’d have to be dumb not to do it, and that my friends, is how you destroy a society and turn sex and nudity into a transactional commodity, which takes out ALL the actual thrill about it!

Imagine, people used to slave away, spend a lifetime at their craft, build the foundation to do greatness, for a legacy and now they just shake their ass for 9 seconds in a bikini, with low hanging fruit content, we become low hanging fruit people!

But I’ll still watch her shake her ass for her marketing and self promotion, why not!

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Jordyn Jones is a fat ass child dance reality show star who has migrated to sex work because the money is too good bro.

Some of these only fans girls, who I would never subscribe to thanks to free porn, or stepsmut barely show anything, don’t invite you into their room to watch them fuck, but instead do Instagram content while some admin from fiver does the sexting for them, and still make up to a million dollars a month, or more….imagine nudes they would post for free or send to dudes on tinder for free making them life changing money every fucking month, you gotta be envious of the onlyfans dude who gets his 20
Percent off the backs of these girls, it’s crazy.

But crazier because normies you’d never expect to sell themselves are flocking to the platform to get there money train too. Monetizing instagram with brands is too hard, when 100k dudes will pay your 20
Bucks a month.

So Jordyn Jones, a white trash, Michigan child sold to a reality show as a kid, is really doing the only real option, because this is a society of sex workers, which is recession proof, so start selling pics of your asshole to the monkey pox crowd, use Jordyn’s barely a nip for inspiration.

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I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, but not really, I just knew from the first time I saw the over-followed for being a on a reality Dance show about dancing children, Jordyn Jones…..that she’d be doing porn EVENTUALLY…..you can see it in her fetal alcohol syndrome eyes…..because some girls just cant resist the temptation of all that OnlyFans Money, I mean making 1,000,000 a month for barely showing your tits thanks to all the SIMPS with credit cards out there is something you’d be an idiot to not do…..but it could have gone either way….she could have gone mainstream, focused on legit acting work, but there’s no money in that, plus you have to answer to people, when you can just get paid by the perverts you string along by giving them a little attention or showing them a little tit.

She was selling PANTY pics to her “close friends’ on IG, which was a loophole that probably didn’t feel like she was doing full on membership porn since it was IG friendly….but I knew that would dry up and she’d have to hit the drawing board to figure out next moves to keep the cash rolling in….obviously ONLYFANS was the option.

So when I heard she launched an OF, was waiting to get 25,000 subscribers, I was expecting it…but it’ll be a few months or years before you see her getting fucked on there….I guess it just depends how much money she makes off it, how much she wants to maintain, because they all end up going more and more hardcore until you can’t go anymore hardcore…..it’s not ANAL on the first scene, but it will be anal eventually….because that’s who whoring works…

This is her first OF post, less than 300 likes and it’s been up for 4 days, kinda sad but she’ll find her stride…..and it will be riding dildos with her dancer body, stamina and ability to twerk….

Let the good times roll.

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This dumpy reality star who was exploited as child by the temptation of the Hollywood life, where her trashy mom who looks like she belongs on a 300 pound life Life network show of her own, fully went typical broke ghetto white lady, and brought her cute enough daughter she had in dance class to audition for grown-ups, only to get cast and put on the air for real perverts, before becoming totally irrelevant, I mean where is a child dance reality star to go, other than selling panty pics on instagram, or maybe hopping into OnlyFans, which will happen.

I guess when you’re from Michigan trash, you do what you can and now they have money, all before she ended up 300 pounds too…..

It will happen, but for now, she’s at that not too fat to watch her shake her fat trashy ass.

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Jordyn Jones is a child reality star that has a huge amount of following, despite not really having any talent or being all that compelling, she just got thrown into shit as a dumb kid, and went through the motions, so her selling nudes makes sense to me.

You can’t all transition from child reality dance shows to have some mainstream career as a dancer and these girls probably don’t even want that, since dancing professionally is some pretty competitive, high intensity bullshit that is either in the theater, on a cruise ship, as a back-up dancer or stripping on stage….it’s basically the professional trained dance program at the college admissions disclaimer when people sign up for that shit…”You will likely end up a stripper”….

The easier route is to use that dance body, that muscle memory, that ability to twerk like you twerked at your reality show audition for someone who should probably end up in jail….to sell SEXUAL content to perverts who want to jack off to you.

It’s the lucrative and lazy approach, why get paid less to work more and to not really get to be the exhibitionist you want to be…

This is entrepreneurship for ladies now, SO FEMINIST….get suckers, cuck losers to pull out credit cards to see their ass like a bunch of fucking nerdy simps who don’t realize when you don’t pay them, THEY STILL SHOW THEIR ASSES, you disposable income, no respect for money, just pissing it away, fucks.

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Kalamazoo’s own hero, Jordyn Jones, that dancing reality show child turned grown up whore, who sells pics of her panties through instagram, who is likely going to launch a subscription site where she’ll eventually fuck or at the very least insert dildos up inside herself…when you get a taste of the money through low level sex work, the more hardcore sex work to either maintain or make more money seems like not a big deal…but she hasn’t got there yet, she’s just building up hype and in a pretty great way by doing fun shit half naked like riding the ATV like the farm girl she is, and the farm girl she should push harder than the LA reality star….because farming is fucking cool, LA is reality star shit is not….

Either way, embracing the white trash, duck hunting, and fishing, white trash turned slutty, but not meth head slutty, is good….

She’s probably on some luxury resort in Mexico doing an ATV tour, but to me, this is Kalamazoo, simple life, down at the waterhole, because it makes her more likeable, like her twerk videos do….you know since she dances and dancers are great fucks….farmer dancers are probably great fucks and able to milk your dick like milking the cow if the cow’s utter was baby carrot sized…..right.

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Jordyn Jones is a pudgy Kalamazoo daughter of an alcoholic farmer who had a mom who looks pretty WALMART but since they are rich now, probably isn’t….

But still looks like a WALMART cashier who steals the cookies from damaged goods bin all shift….

So I guess Jordyn is doing her best to fight her genetic predisposition of being poor fat white trash…or a crackwhore, meth whore, I’ve never been to Kalmazoo but if the parents sell the kids to reality dance shows in LA you know things are pretty desperate…..

Anyway, she’s still being trashy, just expensive trashy, thanks to millions of followers, some of which pay her for her private IG stories in her underwear, as she decides to follow the money into porn on Only Fans, she’s just not there yet…but her nipple’s apparently making it’s appearance, possibly a debut, so she’s gotta watch out, that’s like doing anal on a first date, or a first porn shoot, there’s NOTHING to build up to if you’ve given your all….I mean not showing nipple could by 8-10 months of sales as the creeps wait in anticipation for the appearance…

I guess this may not be her nipple. and who cares, she’s more interesting for her big dance ass that knows the moves, otherwise those execs would have sent her back to Kalamazoo, or kill her in a blood sacrifice at Megan Fox’s house as they potentially do with the homeless people and other “young aspiring actress disappears” cases……

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Pretty dumpy for a dancre….I blame filters and photoshop, but realize this is filtered and photoshopped….the love for the fat ass gets girls thinking its hot to be fat…

I guess you can’t escape your genetics when you’re some inbred trash from Kalamazoo….sold to dance for perverted TV executives as a child, given a taste of that there fancy life her alcoholic dad only dreamed of when sodomizing the family goat after one too many whiskeys, no realizing his baby girl was going to end up that goat, because he was too drunk… not THE goat, just like a goat being fucked..which we can anxiously await to have video of, since the only way to the top for this one is officially doing porn now that she’s maxed out on selling panty pics to her fans.

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Everything on the internet or social media is fake thanks to filters…so jerking off to influencers is now as weird as jerking off to anime…..which brings up a good point…who the fuck is jerking off to anime…I’ve never understood that and will never understand it but I guess it’s only a matter of time before we’re all just jerking off to CGI avatars in the METAVERSE so these girls are doing as a favor with their trick photography.

I saw fat paparazzi pics of Jordyn Jones, softcore pornographer from white trash beginnings, making money selling panty pics on instagram, soon to drop an only fans where she lets her “I am a sexual being” out in the wild for profit….as they do.

I mean, I saw the Doctor Phil Catch me Ousside girl, a viral sensation from Dr Phil claim to make 50 million on Onlyfans, which is shocking, but I actually BELIEVE it….I think she bought a 7 million dollar house in Florida with that money….so regardless of whether she’s made 50 million off you perverts, she’s definitely made more than most.

So why wouldn’t a girl like this, a fake trained reality star dancer sold to the industry hop on board…..

This is her giving the pool a grind down like she’s trying to leave a shit stain on it, or give it herpes…and and and you may like it.

The “new” hollywood, is self produced porno.

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I guess this is a generational thing…

You have “celebrity”, following, some level of success because your white trash mom knew you were a cute enough kid to sell to the corrupt people of Hollywood who are into that kind of thing…

So, you’ve got a young girl who has all kinds of followers, could be running any business, pushing brands, launching brands, working as a back-up dancer, or pop star….

I’m not trying to say this ceiling eyed, possible product of incest with fetal alcohol poisoning is more impressive than she is..

I’m just saying that instead of doing any of that, she’s doing low level porn before the porn shoots….just her and her friend in their lingerie showing ass for money..

It seems so simplistic, but I guess that’s the point, give em what they want, instead of making them lust after you waiting until the day she strips down happens.

What I will say is that dancers, by definition, can fuck your dick off, and this one’s got an ass, and a friend who could come in handy when she fucks your dick off, so I guess this is her ACTUAL calling…and it’s not even a “Bad” thing…because this generation expects this shit….so old timer boomers like us get to partake from the comfort of our homes…thanks to the internet being a vast vast place and none of these people being SCARED of it like they should be…I mean it’s still the fucking internet people…where WEIRDNESS exists, festers and destroys souls….by maybe I’m just being too dramatic..

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