I was pretty much dying the last 4-5 days, but apparently the electromagnetic frequency weapons they use to take out people like me didn’t fully take me out, I’m a cockroach motherfuckers, I’ve got enough booze running through my veins that have me so pickled I can last on a shelf for 100 fucking years!

Not that anyone was trying to strategically off me for making fun of unintresting celebs in the worst way possible, but it’s nice to pretend I have haters! Because having haters and over the years I’ve had haters, makes you feel like you’re doing what you are supposed to be doing when you’re a troll like me who has lost my flair for trolling, it’s a complicated internet world and I’m too old for it!

So yeah, I survived but before I checked out last week, I had these Jordyn Jones, creepy white trash kid sold to the entertainment industry as a child dancer for a reality show, and I’m sure a handful of private parties, assuming the pedos in Hollywood thing is real!

She has grown up to be an OnlyFans type model, because there’s more money in selling nudes they take of themselves to connect with people, or to show their appreciation, or to just get off knowing people get off to them, it’s an empty and perverted generation, but her ass looks fat in lingerie and if you’re going to be white trash, this seems as good a strategy as any to buy more shit you don’t need to fill your emptiness!

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