Kalamazoo’s own hero, Jordyn Jones, that dancing reality show child turned grown up whore, who sells pics of her panties through instagram, who is likely going to launch a subscription site where she’ll eventually fuck or at the very least insert dildos up inside herself…when you get a taste of the money through low level sex work, the more hardcore sex work to either maintain or make more money seems like not a big deal…but she hasn’t got there yet, she’s just building up hype and in a pretty great way by doing fun shit half naked like riding the ATV like the farm girl she is, and the farm girl she should push harder than the LA reality star….because farming is fucking cool, LA is reality star shit is not….
Either way, embracing the white trash, duck hunting, and fishing, white trash turned slutty, but not meth head slutty, is good….
She’s probably on some luxury resort in Mexico doing an ATV tour, but to me, this is Kalamazoo, simple life, down at the waterhole, because it makes her more likeable, like her twerk videos do….you know since she dances and dancers are great fucks….farmer dancers are probably great fucks and able to milk your dick like milking the cow if the cow’s utter was baby carrot sized…..right.
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