Jordyn Jones Nip Slip of the Day

2022

Apr

Jordyn Jones is a pudgy Kalamazoo daughter of an alcoholic farmer who had a mom who looks pretty WALMART but since they are rich now, probably isn’t….

But still looks like a WALMART cashier who steals the cookies from damaged goods bin all shift….

So I guess Jordyn is doing her best to fight her genetic predisposition of being poor fat white trash…or a crackwhore, meth whore, I’ve never been to Kalmazoo but if the parents sell the kids to reality dance shows in LA you know things are pretty desperate…..

Anyway, she’s still being trashy, just expensive trashy, thanks to millions of followers, some of which pay her for her private IG stories in her underwear, as she decides to follow the money into porn on Only Fans, she’s just not there yet…but her nipple’s apparently making it’s appearance, possibly a debut, so she’s gotta watch out, that’s like doing anal on a first date, or a first porn shoot, there’s NOTHING to build up to if you’ve given your all….I mean not showing nipple could by 8-10 months of sales as the creeps wait in anticipation for the appearance…

I guess this may not be her nipple. and who cares, she’s more interesting for her big dance ass that knows the moves, otherwise those execs would have sent her back to Kalamazoo, or kill her in a blood sacrifice at Megan Fox’s house as they potentially do with the homeless people and other “young aspiring actress disappears” cases……