Jordyn Jones sucks at OnlyFans and annoys me because it reminds me that all these girls with all these followers are manipulating a small percentage of their audience to pay them a monthly fee to see pictures of them that you can barely jerk off to because they are mainstream or from the mainstream and not ready to fully jump into porn, but don’t mind cock teasing a little, walking that fine line, while landing on the wrong side if you were to pay her for this.

Girls wear these costumes to parties and have for the last 20 years, this is not some hot, curated, planned, professionally shot, booty content, she’s even still got her damn underwear on….

It is lazy fucking selfies, and she gets fucking paid, because all these cucks think supporting these assholes taking advantage of them is good Karama or will get them laid when it’s just cash pig taking advantage of them.

It takes a lot of retards to fill the internet, I just haven’t found them to finance my fucking life, but Jordyn Jone’s ass clearly has….

Step it the fuck up because this is trash, thonged ass and cheeky tit holding or NOT….it’s Nigerian Spam….with ass….but still SPAM…and I am mad at it because it is lazy, loww effort, quick cash grab….and it’s mean spirited, but there’s big round dancer ass and that’s ok to stare at for FREE.

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What is wrong with people….who pays for this dog shit….you have to be a real fucking loser, or virgin from some conservative muslim country to find this garbage worthy of a monthly subscription.

OnlyFans has taught me that these cunts can basically get away with murder, if murder was in the form of bait and switch nudes, with promises of shit a normal dude can jerk off to, but instead you get some weird ass fully clothed selfie that isn”t even hot….but lazy, boring, weak….

I mean, this is a costume bitches wear to their costume parties…..an she’s making you pay her to see it.

Go to SPIRIT HALLOWEEN in one of their 250,000 locations, and you’ll see more fucking slutty costumes on hotter bitches, yet this one charges motehrfuckers for it…..

A SCAM….where is BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU…..this is an ONLINE scam…where are the FEDS and their ANTI SPAM team trying to take out the Nigerian Prince hustlers, because they’ve been replaced by SLUTS, which is the POLITE way of saying WHORES.

FUCK that, trick. Let me tell you why I’m mad….oh, I guess I just did, and I’m not actually mad, more disappointed in the lack of testosterone men have and their lack of demanding GOOD fucking NUDEs…getting away with THIS as an UPSELL is highway robber, snake oil salesman shit….but if you’re a fucking sucker, you deserve it.

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I don’t know if this is content ripped from Jordyn Jones’ Onlyfans, which is basically her whore den where she sells provocative content to the pervert fans who want to jack off to her half naked, but I do know that if I paid money for this I’d be really fucking mad because you can’t see the fucking asshole…..PRETTY fucking bold of her in her scamming, even if she’s getting away with not being naked, she should be punished for misleading and not delivering the fucking goods…..shit or get off the pot or shit in the pot for the weirdos into shit porn….but a bikini selfie can suck a fucking dick, or needs to be sucking a fucking dick, if it wants me to pay a monthly fee….which makes me ask what kind of losers out there are making this girl rich from her subscription site when this is the lazy ass content being put out there. It makes me fucking mad and I’m not even paying for it, if anything I am stealing it and her legal team will come a knocking, because that’s what deep pocket whores do…

I get that if you can get away with whoring on such a basic, PG-13 level, you can justify it not being whoring, plus she’s from white trash Michigan and probably saw real desperate whoring first hand….sucking dicks for clean water and meth….

I get that she wants her whoring to be SFW so she can still tap into her big lucrative brand deals, since she’s like an influencer with millions of followers even though you’ve never heard of her….keep it safe and brands will support your whoring….and pretend to be SEX positive or some shit….

I get that the state of the world is that if you have 8 million followers, you can make more selling bikini pics than selling brands or TV producers to make a Jordyn Jones reality show or dance video or some shit….

SELL NUDES, REWARD PROSTITUTION….rock on.

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I don’t find Jordyn Jones hot, I only post her on here to talk about how she was sold from some shit hole white trash Michigan to the entertainment industry, so instead of turning tricks in trailer parks for meth or opiates, it’s an epidemic, she’s turning tricks in condos and teslas that she owns from her whoring in California……

But today, I saw the child dancer who we know still twerks, because all girls Twerk, they teach them in pre-school at Drag Queen Storytime, and this one considers herself a pro dancer, but yeah, I saw this one in some white slutty stripper outfit showing off her thick legs in some staircase that reminds me of a crack den, where you’d expect to take a piss while drunk and waiting for your friend to finish up fucking the crackhore, and the whole stylizing or production design of her fire escape staircase video is what boners are made of, assuming you have some 9/11 bulding collapse so you’re running down the stairs after some girl in a white stripper outfit fetish…..which I’m sure at least one person out there has.

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The only reason I know who Jordyn Jones is, because she started posting her pasty white dancing ass the her white trash family sold to the entertainment industry when she was a kid, which for whatever reason got her a following that she could sell her half naked pasty white dance ass to. What could be an accomplished young lady, reduced to her panty pics, because that’s the direction she chose to go.

It’s this weird why bother trying to have a mainstream existence even though you are mainstream from being on tv since she was a kid, when you can get perverts to throw 20 dollars a month at her for panty pics…..which is really just by design, because the system wants all the young girls you think would follow her, I mean the child dance show would hopefully be targeting young girls and not nude subscribers, but yeah, it all helps push the sell nudes, get half naked on the internet….that’s the dream….which is weird for people like me who remember girls not sending nudes for fear it would end up on being SHOWN to your friends, not even scared it’d be uploaded to the internet, now all just put it out there and hope for the best….weird, but you get to see a juicy white ass begging for attention and if it takes effort away from us, it is a good thing….

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Jordyn Jones is Kalamazoo Michigan’s most important inbred, fetal alcohol baby, probably destined to be a fentanyl or meth addict in a trailer park turning tricks, but she looked destiny in the face and said “i can whore better than trailer park dick sucks” and thanks to her mom selling her to Hollywood at a young age, that’s what she’s doing!

Apparently she’s a professionally trained dancer from dance reality shows, she’s also rumored to be a popstar who makes shitty music that probably never hit all that big, but withher 8 million followers, she’s figured out they’re perverts who will pay to see her in her underwear, so she’s been having a go at that!

It’s one of those situations where they’d take the nudes for free because they like seeing themselves be whores, but realizing it can pay really well, far better than legitimate work as a dancer, or influencer, or even a popstar, since society is just that HUNGRY or THIRSTY for nudes, it’s probably hard to give up on the revenue stream so the panty pics, the half nakedness, the round dance as keeps on coming, so you can, it’s pretty noble work, important work, and the good news in this is that THEY all keep leveling up when earnings flatter so there will be a time you see DICK in this ass, not today, not next week, but she’s still young, it will happen!

She’s in the kitchen, knowing the traditional gender roles work for content and for life, we as men like seeing half naked bitches in the kitchen, MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH WOMAN, even if cooking in panties is likely not approved by the health inspector, any self respecting man would say “ALMOST THERE, GET NAKED, DRIP IN MY MEAL, PLEASE GIVE ME e-coli, I’m into it!”

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Jordyn Jones has a pretty weird fucking face, but with a dancer’s ass that’s fat and round, who cares if she looks like a Dr Seuss character with fetal alcohol syndrome who melted in a fire, because the ass is round and fat.

In this video, the skimpy bikini being eaten by the fat ass demonstrates some of her professionally trained dance moves that got her cast on the child dance reality show when she was 6 or 7 years old, you know, cuz Hollywood is perverted, even at the fringe reality show level.

This isn’t quite dirty enough dancing, but there’s a fat ass in spin and that can be dirty enough if you visualize the right things you’d do to the ass, assuming you still have an imagination, which I don’t, because it’s easier to be braindead watching throat fucking porn!

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Jordyn Jones has a an ass that she wants you to know all about and the reality is it’s probably worth knowing, or at least the best Jordyn Jones has to offer, becasue ultimately she’s not that interesting outside of the ass, hence her need to show it off!

I assume she gets paid for this kind of behavior by the pervert fans, but the fact she even has fans is surprising, at least fans outside of her showing off her as content!

She may be a social media celebrity, from a dancing reality show featuring kids, her mom sold her to when she was a kid, which is just fuckin creepy, but the ass, and the WILLINGNESS to show said ass, makes her more interesting, I mean not THAT interesting, it’s low hanging fruit, but an ass that dances and looks that round compensates for a lack of talent or things to say!

I see all this shit about how ass obsession of the JLo to Kardashian era has pushed the gay agenda of making a society ass obsessed, lowering child birth rates because you can’t make babies in the ass, but I don’t fully subscribe to that, I mean sure, JLo and the Kardashians have done ample damage on the culture and society as a whole, they are disgusting and SO are their asses, but I’ve liked hot ass on bitches since I was a kid, you see, you get to stare at it when you fuck it from behind, which is everyone’s finishing move and thus a good ass can go a long way, something Jordyn Jones is cleary figuring out JUST how far it can take her, and I’m cool with watching it unfold, or at least get spread and filled, step it up, stomp the yard, that’s dance speak for MORE HARDCORE ASS CONTENT WILL BE GOOD!

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I don’t think Jordyn Jones is January Jones’ daughter, since Jordyn Jones is some inbred fetal alcohol syndrome baby from the backwoods of Michigan farmland, sold to the entertainment industry as a child dancer when she was like 5 years old, because Hollywood loves little kids dancing on their tv programming, which is fucking weird, almost like that whole PEDO-WOOD exploiting of kids of the rich and famous untouchables who can’t go down for crimes because the arresting officers are too excited by the celebrity, all. asking for autographs and selfies instead of ARRESTING THEM, but that’s probably just a conspiracy

I do know that Jordyn Jones and January Jones don’t just change the same last name, but the same shameless self promotion tactics, it’s almost like they are KINDRED spirits of STRIPPING DOWN TO A BIKINI HALF NAKED FOR CLICKS ….fun

Same name, same strip down to a bikini to show off my body hustle, but I guess with that logic,, 99 percent of women with an internet connection or smart phone would be in their club, since they are all exhibitionist whores, even the fatties!

The reality show dancer is in a bikini, runs an Only Fans, because what else is she to do in an era where they get paid so much to sell exclusive content to idiots who don’t realize if they DID NOT PAY they would STILL get it for free, because they chase likes like it’s money, the giving them money, fucked the whole dynamic up, losers!

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I was pretty much dying the last 4-5 days, but apparently the electromagnetic frequency weapons they use to take out people like me didn’t fully take me out, I’m a cockroach motherfuckers, I’ve got enough booze running through my veins that have me so pickled I can last on a shelf for 100 fucking years!

Not that anyone was trying to strategically off me for making fun of unintresting celebs in the worst way possible, but it’s nice to pretend I have haters! Because having haters and over the years I’ve had haters, makes you feel like you’re doing what you are supposed to be doing when you’re a troll like me who has lost my flair for trolling, it’s a complicated internet world and I’m too old for it!

So yeah, I survived but before I checked out last week, I had these Jordyn Jones, creepy white trash kid sold to the entertainment industry as a child dancer for a reality show, and I’m sure a handful of private parties, assuming the pedos in Hollywood thing is real!

She has grown up to be an OnlyFans type model, because there’s more money in selling nudes they take of themselves to connect with people, or to show their appreciation, or to just get off knowing people get off to them, it’s an empty and perverted generation, but her ass looks fat in lingerie and if you’re going to be white trash, this seems as good a strategy as any to buy more shit you don’t need to fill your emptiness!

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