Jordyn Jones is wearing some holiday themed lingerie while posing next to her Christmas tree with gifts, doing her best Christmas themed store window display while looking bargain basement at the old Five and Dime the day after Halloween when all of last year’s Christmas stock is brought out for the poor people.

I don’t actually know what that means, but because I know that she’s a white trash daughter of a drunk farmer in Kalamazoo Michigan, and since I’ve seen her pictures of her rural hot tub looking onto the neighbor’s silo, I figure she’s trash and in being trash that has come into money thanks to being sold to the industry, not so much because of the industry itself, but because of the following of perverts she’s amassed who are into paying her a monthly subscription like a gym membership without any of the benefits of a gym membership, because instead you get non nude selfies shot shitty, not even with a hired photographer, not even mapped out with a concept, location or vibe, just a shitty iphone pic in themed lingerie that looks like it’d give a bitch a yeast infection if worn long enough.

I am hating on the young millionaires lack of effort in her selling of salacious content on Christmas, you know a little effort goes a long way and this is just lazy, a spit in the face of the fans and not the kind of spit in their mouths they can cum to….

Live up to your daily OnlyFans earnings girl….nothing worth than an entitled idiot who puts no effort in because she’s getting paid out without putting the effort in, unless this is effort and we’re just a bunch of slacker retards….I am not alone.

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I don’t know why I post Jordyn Jones pics whenever I see them….it’s almost like I am fascinated with an inbred white trash girl who was destined to sell meth in the trailer park or behind the convenience store parking or various barnes peppered through her Michigan rural neighborhood, and by sell meth I mean suck dick and fuck for meth, same same but different….

ONLY….lucky for her she’s rich thanks to mom seeing her as a cute object that Hollywood would be happy to exploit until she was too old to exploit, so they threw her out to fend for herself as a girl who sells half naked pics of herself as she figures out what else a girl who dances can do…

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Jordyn Jones is a girl who was sold to the industry as a vehicle for the family to escape poverty and I guess it worked, they drive those faaggy ass Teslas now thanks to her being sold off to the industry.

She was a child tap dancer who got onto a child dance reality show and the rest of her dream is history, as they say.

I guess when you’re a child reality star, or a child dancer, you don’t really have the most opportunities as an adult, but when you’re used to be sold to a bunch of perverts, why not continue the hustle, so she’s got herself an OnlyFans…as they all do…it’s a generational thing that happened to trash raised on porn into money to be like a Kardashian.

She went to some event, since she is still in the industry, even if she’s taken her earning to her half nudes, and this is the outfit she wore….

I am posting it for the foot fetish weirdos, hoping it gets some attention, because women are making more money selling feet pics than their day jobs, and feet pic are the gateway to nude pics, and nude pics are the gateway to gaping asshole fucked by big cock that you piss on pics….it’s a system….a weird fucking system.

So yeah, two young girls, putting on shoes in stripper outfits, being as famous and relevant as they can be with their LAZY fucking content.

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It’s not a day without a confusing Jordyn Jones post. I don’t know why I am so into posting her fetal alcohol, inbred, white trash face in weird low level, lazy half naked selfies, because she’s a child reality star that was lent to the industry and based on how the fashion industry deals with kids, and based on how we’ve seen celebrity child stars come out of that whole thing, thanks to having shitty parents, doing an onlyfans for a quick cash grab is hardly as bad as it could be.

I mean where’s the back alley dick sucks, the unwanted pregnancies, the meth or fentanyl addiction, the trailer park dwelling….it’s no where to be found, just an idea of what could have been, if the internet perverts weren’t so fucking generous to her, since the only use for a dancing child reality star is selling half nudes to the fucking weirdos who even know who she is….

Point of the story her lingerie pics aren’t good, but her ass is fat and she’s no longer a reality star child, so sexualize her as she sexualizes herself for female empowerment, or the lie of empowerment, when really it’s just a cash grab.

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I don’t know why I like posting Jordyn Jones content, but I think her big dance ass has something to do with it…..

Or maybe I like low income kids sold to a vile and disgusting industry, to be used in their dance reality shows around kids who dance, that you know the worst humans in the world probably watch, you know like Selma Hayek and her Husband as they plan their next Balanciaga campaign….or white trash trailer park grannies who miss the glory days of having kids so they turn to the TV, their best friend, to show them stories that they connect with…either it’s shit content for shit people….and that’s where our hero Jordyn Jones got her start….

For whatever reason, maybe the fact she was on a reality show for kids who dance, she’s gone into the more lucrative SOFTCORE and SAFE FOR WORK sex work, that clearly pays pretty well since girls make millions off dollars doing this shit and it requires barely any effort….while acting, or hosting, or touring, or brand deals means work….when you can just post a pic of your dance ass that everyone wants to see, or only follow you because of….give the people what they fucking want.

No word on when she will start riding dildos, but I’ll bet it happens when the money starts drying up because the fans get bored and the only way to go on is to LEVEL up.

For now, it’s just trailer trash dance ass getting paid.

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Here’s Jordyn Jones showing you what being a professional dancer turned selling her nudes or semi nudes to a bunch of really sad, lonely, bunch of perverts with a credit card.

I know what yoiu’re thinking, you’ve seen better dancing by a crackhead stripper in the 90s during her spastic fast dance before bringing the crazy to her slow dance before getting a lap dance from her that smears what must be fecal matter all over you pants….

What I am saying is that despite being trained in the industry she was sold to she fucking sucks, but seeing that she’s white trash from Michigan, who will never escape being white trash from Michigan, no matter how much her mom sold her to the industry for and no matter how much money she makes in her selling of nudes, which is probably a lot, she’ll still be white trash and that’s hot to me even when it looks inbred and does idiotic dances.

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Nothing hotter than a COSTCO looking white trash Hot Tub that the middle of the road lower middle class folk rock out in their backyards. Especially when the backdrop is a room with plastic lawn furniture and the view looking out in the other direction is a fucking silo with a big rig (truckers are my heroes) and what looks like a cellphone tower.

It’s like white trash, working class, just female ejaculated on my bed and I don’t know who to get the piss smell out of the mattress before my obese wife gets home from the Diabetes clinic.

I mean this is rural in the worst possible way, which probably explains her whoring to the internet with that big round dance ass that I seem to like posting more than I should, but it’s like she broke out from the backwoods or fields of Michigan and gives that Farmer’s Daughter fetish some meaning, even though her dad’s dead and no longer a farmer anymore…DADDY ISSUES!

I don’t hate on rural bitches finding smut selling for LOTS of money, I just prefer them when they’re more about TRAD LIFE and GOD….but ya know, tainted by hollywood in a generation of CHASING THE BAG OF MONEY…means she doesn’t stand a chance….

Then she took a shower:

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I guess Jordyn Jones is on my radar because I seem to be posting her every week, despite there being actual celebs out there being slutty, who have way more star power, despite their behavior of being low level instagram girls, as they try to eliminate the instagram girls and reclaim all the eyeballs, in a bring it back to the controlled narrative, it’s too risky having people who aren’t owned by the industry with big audiences….shut up anyone not working for the man.

Anyway, I may like Jordyn Jones because she looks inbred….or like she’s from a broken home, all poor as shit, with dirt on her face as she tries to suck dick in the back of the barn for some money to buy baby formula…it’s a fetish….

I may like her because she’s a dancer and I’ve had sex with a dancer and they basically dance on your dick with vigor even when you barely have a dick….it’s magical…even though dancing is embarrassing…

I may like her because she hustles dudes with the lowest level nudes that they pay for like the desperate low testosterone barely man cucks they are.

Who knows, but here she is.

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I really don’t know if these pics of Jordyn Jones are new or old, because it’s hard to keep track of some fetal alcohol syndrome looking inbred baby from white trash Michigan, who got big on social media because she was on a child dance show, which creeps me the fuck out.

I figure if picture of her half naked come my way, I might as well post them up, because someone out there clearly likes her now adult ass doing semi adult content, because she’s either a pervert, exhibitionist, or it pays her more than trying to do traditional mainstream brand deals….or product lines or acting and singing, that’s work….when you can just take 3 pics of you dance ass in a thong and call it a day.

Clearly it’s working out for her, she has a Lamborghini….and other cars, because it is the era of rewarding retards if they get naked enough and I’m not sure that’s really that bad of a thing, since I don’t mind looking at her ass that she’s putting out there to get paid on, especially when it is free.

I don’t know who her friend is, but I figure getting more involved is part of the OnlyFans hustle, there’s an ecosystem the relies on pay pigs who pay for this shit to keep them all going, so sharing their loser cuck subscribers to increase there earnings is a logical hustle….

The business of selling boring pics of ass has some nuances, some complexity, but it’s still not an actual job.

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I don’t really give a fuck about Jordyn Jones, the white trash sold to the industry, who generated millions of fans from being on a child dancing show you never heard of, unless you’re a creep, which you are, but you still probably never heard of it….yet here he is will millions of followers…

How does a white trash kid sold to the industry generate that kind of following, I am not really that sure, maybe she went viral, or maybe they wanted her to go viral and forced her on us….

Either way, along with her huge audience that you’d assume brands would be all into, paying her 100s of thousands per post, she sells nudes, because it’s either more lucrative, pushing the agenda her handlers want her to push on other girls, or just something she likes doing because being jerked off to on your own terms is fun, being jerked off to at the grocery store or gym is not…

Well, I saved these pics assuming they were new, you know it’s a booty on Saturday November 5 and a booty on Monday November 7 comparison to show off the gains…

But I am a bit of an idiot…and only noticed that the year is 2021 and it is 2022, so either girl’s phone is a year behind, or girl’s posting old pics as new pics, or girl is saying “this was my fit dance ass last year”, or she’s on a totally different timeline and doesn’t realize she’s posting to those of us in 2022….

It’s a dance ass in the gym, which I guess is her hook, so here it is anyway, even if it looked fatter on the 5th than on the 7th, it was a year ago, so it really doesn’t matter…..

I’m ok with archive pics, archive nudes, I don’t need today’s date on shit, and really, Jordyn Jones was probably hotter last year, especially with her inbred face cropped out….but I did think it was from yesterday….so that’s disappointing for those of you looking for brand new Jordyn Jones ass selfies…

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