Jordyn Jones is wearing some holiday themed lingerie while posing next to her Christmas tree with gifts, doing her best Christmas themed store window display while looking bargain basement at the old Five and Dime the day after Halloween when all of last year’s Christmas stock is brought out for the poor people.

I don’t actually know what that means, but because I know that she’s a white trash daughter of a drunk farmer in Kalamazoo Michigan, and since I’ve seen her pictures of her rural hot tub looking onto the neighbor’s silo, I figure she’s trash and in being trash that has come into money thanks to being sold to the industry, not so much because of the industry itself, but because of the following of perverts she’s amassed who are into paying her a monthly subscription like a gym membership without any of the benefits of a gym membership, because instead you get non nude selfies shot shitty, not even with a hired photographer, not even mapped out with a concept, location or vibe, just a shitty iphone pic in themed lingerie that looks like it’d give a bitch a yeast infection if worn long enough.

I am hating on the young millionaires lack of effort in her selling of salacious content on Christmas, you know a little effort goes a long way and this is just lazy, a spit in the face of the fans and not the kind of spit in their mouths they can cum to….

Live up to your daily OnlyFans earnings girl….nothing worth than an entitled idiot who puts no effort in because she’s getting paid out without putting the effort in, unless this is effort and we’re just a bunch of slacker retards….I am not alone.

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