Nothing hotter than a COSTCO looking white trash Hot Tub that the middle of the road lower middle class folk rock out in their backyards. Especially when the backdrop is a room with plastic lawn furniture and the view looking out in the other direction is a fucking silo with a big rig (truckers are my heroes) and what looks like a cellphone tower.

It’s like white trash, working class, just female ejaculated on my bed and I don’t know who to get the piss smell out of the mattress before my obese wife gets home from the Diabetes clinic.

I mean this is rural in the worst possible way, which probably explains her whoring to the internet with that big round dance ass that I seem to like posting more than I should, but it’s like she broke out from the backwoods or fields of Michigan and gives that Farmer’s Daughter fetish some meaning, even though her dad’s dead and no longer a farmer anymore…DADDY ISSUES!

I don’t hate on rural bitches finding smut selling for LOTS of money, I just prefer them when they’re more about TRAD LIFE and GOD….but ya know, tainted by hollywood in a generation of CHASING THE BAG OF MONEY…means she doesn’t stand a chance….

Then she took a shower:

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