Here’s Jordyn Jones showing you what being a professional dancer turned selling her nudes or semi nudes to a bunch of really sad, lonely, bunch of perverts with a credit card.

I know what yoiu’re thinking, you’ve seen better dancing by a crackhead stripper in the 90s during her spastic fast dance before bringing the crazy to her slow dance before getting a lap dance from her that smears what must be fecal matter all over you pants….

What I am saying is that despite being trained in the industry she was sold to she fucking sucks, but seeing that she’s white trash from Michigan, who will never escape being white trash from Michigan, no matter how much her mom sold her to the industry for and no matter how much money she makes in her selling of nudes, which is probably a lot, she’ll still be white trash and that’s hot to me even when it looks inbred and does idiotic dances.

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