Jordyn Jones is Kalamazoo Michigan’s most important inbred, fetal alcohol baby, probably destined to be a fentanyl or meth addict in a trailer park turning tricks, but she looked destiny in the face and said “i can whore better than trailer park dick sucks” and thanks to her mom selling her to Hollywood at a young age, that’s what she’s doing!

Apparently she’s a professionally trained dancer from dance reality shows, she’s also rumored to be a popstar who makes shitty music that probably never hit all that big, but withher 8 million followers, she’s figured out they’re perverts who will pay to see her in her underwear, so she’s been having a go at that!

It’s one of those situations where they’d take the nudes for free because they like seeing themselves be whores, but realizing it can pay really well, far better than legitimate work as a dancer, or influencer, or even a popstar, since society is just that HUNGRY or THIRSTY for nudes, it’s probably hard to give up on the revenue stream so the panty pics, the half nakedness, the round dance as keeps on coming, so you can, it’s pretty noble work, important work, and the good news in this is that THEY all keep leveling up when earnings flatter so there will be a time you see DICK in this ass, not today, not next week, but she’s still young, it will happen!

She’s in the kitchen, knowing the traditional gender roles work for content and for life, we as men like seeing half naked bitches in the kitchen, MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH WOMAN, even if cooking in panties is likely not approved by the health inspector, any self respecting man would say “ALMOST THERE, GET NAKED, DRIP IN MY MEAL, PLEASE GIVE ME e-coli, I’m into it!”

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