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2021

20

Dec

Jordyn Jones Thong of the Day

Jordyn Jones is doing what all young people are doing, getting half naked on the internet and making money…it’s like the underwear just keeps getting smaller and smaller, until there’s no need for underwear at all..

I mean if you got your start young, thanks to your mom selling you to the industry in the form of child reality show, and you build up that whole following being a lame ass child dancer, you can really only go two directions…TO THE FUCKING TOP…maybe hosting or being one of the dancers on DANCING WITH THE STARS…or maybe a back-up dancer for your favorite soulless shitty popstar…you know WORKING as a dancer…OR..you can sell nudes…and make actual money….while getting a cheap dopamine release of “look how naughty I am when I show the world my big dance ass…because they know she got fitness and THEY know she got the moves…all that rhythm’s gotta go somewhere, might as well imagine it on your MICRO dick..

The question is when do the panties, that are now dental floss style, turn into butt plugs, dildos and BLACK ON BLONDE cock….we call it the MAITLAND WARD…and she’s just living it out before our VERY eyes…

She’s hot bodied…and I guess hot across the board..in an inbred kind of way…KALAMAZOO michigan would do that to a person…especially when their parents are cousins.

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