Apparently, Jordyn Jones, child reality star dancer, has realized that people are really excited about her fat dance ass, and will pay her to stare at her self produced smut, because they are pathetic perverts who have lost touch with reality, don’t realize there are hot chicks outside of the internet, and even getting a lap dance at a strip club for 10 dollars is more rewarding to jerking off to a picture of some pitch in lingerie…I mean this is not 1990s internet where a picture was enough…we’re over here in real life where jerking off to a screen is played out and boring…

I am convinced that Jordyn Jones will end up doing porn eventually, I mean what the fuck were her other options really, she’s a child dance reality star who is no longer a child, but with that big social media following can convert fucking members to her porn site.

The problem I have with all this is the photos are all shitty and self shot, I want BETTER production value. I’ve watched the news or daytime TV a few times since the pandemic, and it’s all shitty fucking ZOOM quality…everyone’s got too lazy to bother because they get paid regardless but part of the fun should be CREATIVE ideas….

inStead, it’s a bitch in an apartment in lingerie crying for attention so she doesn’t have to sell her assets and move back to Kalamazoo to work the lap dance hustle like her friends and neighbors, even though LAP DANCES are REAL…while this shit isn’t…

GOOD ass though and DANCERS who aren’t strippers may be disappointing, the whole point of professionally trained dance is to end up stripping, unless you’re a rich kid or hit the lottery like Julianne Hough….but I guess even the hobbiest can fuck better than some sloppy fat bitch who eats donuts everyday for breakfast…

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