Jordyn Jones is a professional dancer at least she probably goes by that because she was on a child dance show which I think is where her celebrity came from, but what the fuck do I know, I’ve only heard of her in the last few years and I don’t really give a fuck about the past, or how creepy it is…it’s about progress people, moving forward, new opportunities, new beginnings…I don’t know what I am saying but the Michigan white trash that was sold to the industry, is making more fucking money than I am sure she ever expected, and it’s all because she sells access to pics like this on isntagram, thanks to someone gaming Instagram stories into being like a paid porn site, that they’ll pretend isn’t porn, but that is brilliant enough of an idea that I wish I had thought of it, in part to get to see all the nudes of girls posting nudes to their fans, but also because people must have more money than ever with all this buying NFTs and Only Fans girls you’ve never heard of making 100s of thousands of dollars…like where the fuck is all this money coming from and why can’t I have any of it…

All this to say, despite having a bit of an inbred face, a potential obese gene that will lead her legless at walmart in 40 years, that ass is round and fit and able to dance, so you should like it. I mean, I do.

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