Jordyn Jones is some white trash our of Kalamazoo Michigan who was sold to the Reality TV industry as a child dancer, which I always say is creepy as shit, becasue it is…who are the people watching this shit…besides SIA who cast her fucking music videos with Maddie Ziegler who was also a dance reality show contestant…so clearly there’s a demand for child dancers as they all have millions upon millions of followers because of it..

Anyway, she was probably better suited to be some trailer park meth dealer’s meth girlfriend who either strips or sucks off randoms for meth money….and instead she’s seeling her “exclusive” content in IG stories allowing her to show off that dance body and those dance moves…because despite dance being idiotic, never something good looking, unless it is of the “LAP” variety and it’s your lap being dnaced on…dance does help bodies look good and help fucking be good cuz they know how to move..

Anyway…she’s currently promoting vibrators, because sexual health people, we all need to cum when we’re bombarded by porn all day and why stick to our hands when there are toys for that….I mean the sex toy industry is fucking huge cuz everyone’s a fucking pervert…I probably should have sold dildos instead of 17 years of writing posts about dildos…even when dildos aren’t as involved…the people are about as interesting as them.

Anyway, whores are amongst us, being paid to push sex products, which I am sure all the Christian parents into child dance reality programming are stoked about their kids looking up to some pervert like Jordyn Jones…who’s like “No shame in cumming”…agreed…to an exctent…I mean there should be shame in everything and the world was a better place when we didn’t have to hear about everyone’s orgasms or how they orgasm..

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