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2021

25

Feb

Jordyn Jones Bra and Panties of the Day

The concept of exclusive content, member’s sites, etc isn’t anything new, perverts have been busting out their credit cards for tits since before the internet existed…they’d by magazines, they’d buy DVDs or VHS, or time at the Peep Show….lap dances…hookers..entrance fees to sex clubs…I don’t fucking know…we are ruled by sex it’s in our nature…

SO….

Jordyn Jones, who is some child dancing reality star, which normalizes children dancing and brings it into the homes of weirdos who watch that shit….has taken her celebrity now that she’s older….and turned it into low level sex work…since it pays.

I mean, what the fuck else is a reality star to do to monetize now that her fan base hate her for not being 7….

She’s gotta find a whole new audience of perverts, like us, to be inappropriate, racy and half naked for…I mean she is a dancer from white trash michigan…selling pics of her in her panties and bikinis is hardly a big deal compared to what she’d likely be doing for money back home…

Jordyn Jones and her inbred looking eyes hasn’t fully immersed herself in the whole sex work thing, what she sells is access to her “CLOSE FRIENDS” IG story, but it’s dippign that toe in and clearly going to determine the next phase of her career, which will be getting naked…the money is too good, she’s already basically doing it, she’s from White Trash michigan where she’d be working the Walmart parking lot after hours giving out handies to trucker or whatever, plus all the girls are doing it, it’s empowering, taking your life into your own hands and making it work for you, without relying on brands or studio execs to give you money….get it from the fans who are there cuz you have a hot dance body….

I say, get it while you can because statistically she’ll be 300 pounds in a few years…Michigan white trash destiny will outperform her dancing….you just can’t burn enough calories when you have that cheese puff addiction…

All this to say, she’s pretty hot….as she figures out sex work pays and that people are only here to stare at the body…


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