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2021

11

Jan

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

Jordyn Jones Bikini

Jordyn Jones is some Michigan white trash that sells low level nudes on the internet as “stories for her close friends” because I guess she likes showing her close friends what her ass looks like in leggings or a bikini as close friends tend to do….I know I’d prefer her to show us how inny of a vagina she as, maybe what color her asshole ring is, or something a little more interesting, like how many sharpies she can fit in her ass…but an ass shot, the gateway to a life in porn, for a white trash girl who was destined to work truck stops giving handjobs, but who instead was lucky enough to be cast in a Reality show for all of America to watch about little kids dancing provocatively, something Hollywood fucking loves….

I expect Jordyn Jones to eventually lose interest in dance, get fat and lazy, move back home, end up in line at Walmart while at risk for COVID-50, all missing limbs from Diabetes..but in the meantime, she hasn’t become that level of white trash, raised on fast food and cheese puff and soda like some backwoods trailer park hick, she’s all hollywood…for now…and probably for my lifetime…but eventually the world will end or Jordyn Jones will end…so remember these good times of showing off her thick dance ass you know how the stamina to fuck your dick off…




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