Jordyn Jones is the Michigan born and raised trashy girl that was sold to the industry at a young age via a dance reality show about little kids dancing which I think should be illegal because you’re just attracting the worst people…
I know that I am being like a paranoid mom who thinks everyone outside the house is a predator, probably now more than ever with that covid paranoia factored in, but that’s how society built us. There was a time when you didn’t lock doors and people were decent, your neighbors were your friends and strangers were assumed to be normal respectable people, but those days are long fucking gone and everyone is a potentially predator…a diddler…a murderer…with bad intentions….even if they aren’t….I blame the internet….Hollywood…destroying communities because 1 in 1000 people are bad eggs…
But yeah, kids dancing provocatively under the guise it was just about the dance skills of a 7 year old is some fucked up shit that should probably never have happened and should probably not have clips on Youtube for the world’s worst to watch on repeat….
That show did allow Jordyn Jones to exist though, so she hasn’t run back to Kalamazoo to become a meth dealer or meth cooker now that she has some savings to invest in a trailer and household cleaning supplies, but instead has laid the foundation of her existing as a popstar or an influencer…or a girl who sells people access to her private IG stories, like they were sold on snapchat premium before all this OnlyFans shit happened, where she puts up her private moments of half nakedness, because why give it away for free when you can cash in on what’s already there like the money grubber you and your entire generation are…
I don’t mind Jordyn Jones, despite her inbred looking face, because she shakes her ass when she dances…knowing that ass will be 300 pounds, diabetic and in a motorized scooter doesn’t phase me, because she’s 20 and in 20 years, I doubt I’ll even remember my own name…I’ll be too busy shitting myself in an old folks home to bother….so live in the now and the now is tits in a bikini under a waterfall….romantic.
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