I don’t find Jordyn Jones to be all that exciting, interesting, hot or even relevant. I only post her shit because I know that she sells this lazy content to her fans. Yes, she’s got fans, which in and of itself is pretty amazing, but dudes of the internet are perverts and get sucked into the traps laid for them to fall into. Yes, people pay for non-nude content of girls whose traps they’ve fallen into. It’s a pathetic society.

Anyway, along with her content being lazy, her body is starting to look a little lazy, at least in the videos that she can’t photoshop as easily as her images which are lies.

We all know that women rot, that metabolisms slow down, and that you always look to a girl’s mom to see how she’ll end up.

In Jordyn Jones’ case, they named her to be a stripper, but saw a shot to send her to LA where she got her followers from a creper TV SHOW, but prior to selling shit lingerie pics and dancing on reality shows, she was white trash, walmart shopping, fast food, snack food eating…and once the dance stops, because the bulk of her money is in lingerie, coupled with body positivity and her fat ass getting attention, you got a pile of slop fit for her pigs out back on the farm she grew up on…

So yeah, lookin’ middle aged…not getting in shape….but getting a weird shape to her…….dance more white trash monkey, dance more.

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