Kate Beckinsale posted a slutty selfie in a pair of bike shorts and despite thinking there’s not much gayer than bicycle shorts, except when the girls are wearing them, and girls they are wearing them, even old as shit bitches…I dedicate weekly tight pant post to the trend….

Kate Beckinsale who must be a vampire who doesn’t age, or just really good at filters, fillers and photoshop….and most importantly, not getting fat, still looks good, despite knowing her cunt was ravaged by Pete Davidson….

I’m generally not one of those dudes who hates what a whore puts in her, or who that dick they put in them was attached to, but Pete Davidson’s fucking gross to look at, no matter how big his dick is rumored to be or how charming he may be as he plays up the 9/11 conspiracy….making us wish it was TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY when it happened….at least for his dad….if you’re gonna die, bring your piece of shit with you.

ANYWAY, this tight short selfie is shocking because I can’t see ANY pussy definition, like she doesn’t have an old, leathery, blown out, dried up cunt at all….or like she’s not up on the trend of FRONTAL wedgie, and if that’s not a GREAT way to ruin a good time with TIGHT pants, I don’t know what is.

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