Kate Beckinsale is on what I assume is her death march. You know, like that Queen Latifah movie where she finds out that she’s dying and she goes and experiences all life has to offer, I think it’s called HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK.

She’s gone back to her MUMMY’s home, where she has been doing lesbian weirdness in her childhood room.

She’s been celebrating her birthday, where I assume she’s just turned 60, despite still being hot, at least according to me, because I like an emaciated girl who looks unhealthy since and dying, all skinny and wonderful, wearing weird Edward Scissorhand gothic boots, to support her….while coughing up blood to make me feel like my dick’s big enough to not just gag her but to damage her throat fuck hole.

So along with whining at DAILY MAIL for wrongfully representing her in a way so tantrum and lashing out that you’d have tot they they were representing her right…she is dressing up in silly outfits like she’s a child going to COMICON where 90 percent of her fans jerk off….and the whole thing is weird, but I guess if you were dying of a bloody throat you were hospitalized for, you’re end of days would be weird too.

Here she is with a cat to remind you that all the whores of the internet have cats, it’s like in order to have that whore face on the internet, you have to have cats….

Is it VACCINE INJURY – GET ANOTHER SHOT KATE….

Is it CANCER….

IS IT AIDS from PETE DAVIDSON….

At least she’s having a good time dying, which I guess is the point of life…so she is inspiring more than just die hard fans to keep jerking off to her…she teaches us how to live as well….

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