Kate Beckinsale is a bit of a freak, not in a bad way, in the way you’d want all women to be freaks, because she rots at a slower rate than other bitches traditionally did, because looking at her body and face in her tight outfit, tits pushed up, tongue out like she’s waiting for your low testosterone, over masturbated, unsubstantial load….TAKE YOUR ZINC, MAGNESIUM and EAT YOUR FUCKING WATERMELON…

I don’t know if she’s actually a vampire, maybe it was some of her character research for the one and only movie I’ve seen her in, Underworld, and I didn’t even see Underworld, I just know about it…and nerds fucking love it…or did in an era where DVDs were purchased and paused for masturbation purposes.

I only know her as the hot, small bodied mom, who a good campaign hero, you know like the faces of the people on the cigarette packs, for having kids young if you’re going to have kids at all, because there’s no reason to NOT bounce back….but then again she’s a rich kid, with rich parents and the sperm that made her kids also rich, and she’s probably rich with her own acting and prostituting to young guys to steal their lifeforce, more fun than blood transfusions with children I guess…OH THOSE RICH FOLK and their fucking weirdness.

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A man who used to try to make me call him daddy, back when I was growing up in the foster system, taught me a few valuable lessons, like how adaptable our ANUSES are to their immediate surroundings, but more importantly that women who bodybuild have clits the size of a grown man’s pinky….but even more important than that…that women, no matter how good their faces look, can’t hide aging on their hands or necks, so if like the rings of the tree you just cut down, you can use it to age a bitch…

Clearly, people like Paris Hilton who always wears gloves, and Dolly Parton, and now Kate Beckinsale are well aware of this….because historically she’s been an enigma, a miracle, a goddess who despite looking so good, was actually 20 years older than we thought she was…when I found out she had an 17 or 18 year old kid about 5 years ago, I figured even with the whole Teen Mom craze she would have had to be 10 at the time….well..she wasn’t she’s just doesn’t make sense…vampire shit…which makes sense because her claim to fame before being the girl who ages perfectly…was the Underworld series that all the nerds fell in love with her because of…

This is a video of her hiding her neck, in the most obvious way, so you don’t see she’s pushing 50….but that doesn’t mean she’s garbage, sometimes 50 year olds are hot, I mean their pussies a little too weathered and experienced, but they can look good, it’s rare but it happens and I’m rooting on Beckinsale to keep up her hot old as shit vibes….sloppy turkey neck / pussy or not…

Here she is on set:

Here are old hot clips:

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I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is actually in Canada or if this is just her foreshadowing the future takeover of Canada, you know the next on the list of countries for the Queen to take over because she owns it….you know CONSPIRACY GLOBALISM SHIT….

Beckinsale is from the UK, and I’ll assume she was a RICH kid in the UK, hence the ability to make it in America….as a single mom….which normally would HINDER a bitch trying to make it in America…and Beckinsale is hugely famous in America..in part for being the tiny bodied, hot mid 40 year old mom of a 20 year old….so it is reasonable to think she works for the Queen….or at least more fun to think that than to think she’s in an RV on set in Canada for a scene where she’s in lingerie…because last I checked, she hasn’t been in a movie since Underworld 20 years ago…which happened to be enough of a movie to be in to basically last forever…

She’s probably just shooting in Canada, but since we are in lockdowns, have internment camps, can’t travel inter-province, have curfews, bars and restaurants closed, all for a virus that kills old sick people…the globalism agenda seems to make more sense…

Either way, she’s hot, in bed, assuming the fuck her missionary position and that’s always fun no matter how old she is.

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Kate Beckinsale is Irish enough….I mean she has a stupid accent….and you know, it’s St Patrick’s Day, so why not watch this UK slag showing off her mouth tricks while confusing us all because she’s still hot despite being old enough to have a 25 year old daughter without having been knocked up at 15….which is probably why she fucks all the young dudes…to fill her leprechaun pot of gold with their seed that her uterus digests and pumps through her veins like the Human Growth Hormone every actor over 40 with muscles is on…..you know the serum of youth…young man semen….at least when you’re too old to get knocked up…

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This may not be all that sleazy of a bathtub pic, you know you’d rather see Beckinsale shoving the shampoo bottle up her ass to show you that she still cares about your support after all these years, you know a simple thank you is not good enough, when you’re as old as she is and a mom, there’s a level of skill that her vagina comes with and I guess her ass comes with, that would allow her to fit that shampoo bottle where we all want it to be, and the fact that she’s not sharing that with us is just cruel…it’s just her being unappreciative…take the fucking compliments from everyone shocked at how hot she is….but never giving back…it’s enough for you to bemad at her….

But then, you realize being mad at a celebrity who by default is only using you for likes and follows as none give a fuck about their fans at least not on an individual level….they like the collective of the fans to feel important….because I guess they are important…

So it’s more a take what we can get situation, but it’d be better if what would could get is the self care we’re looking for, that release…it is the porn generation and as a near 50 year old…masturbation is likely what she spends most of her time doing…just not for you..cuz you aren’t important enough…

Either way, it’s still a bath pic…and for her fans that’s probably more than they’ve ever been sent from a girl…so this one’s for them.

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Kate Beckinsale may be a nerd favorite for being on some nerd franchise about vampires, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hot to people who aren’t into her nerd franchise and just apprecaite a 47 year old with a tiny and tight body despite being a mom and despite being 47 years old. I get that she’s rich, vain, able to take measures normals can’t take…I mean besides her career, her child support, her alimony, she was raised in a rich family as her parents were actors too, so she’s got the resources to look good….

I do know that she gets some hate from people for all the young dudes she fucks, you know she keeps them around like houseboys, but when you look at her, she’s not a standard near 50 year old, I mean she should be taken advantage of by people who can fuck her 12 times a night, or she should be taken advantage of young dudes who don’t know how to handle some horny older babe who wants to use them for sex and teach them the old experienced lady ways, as they teach her what porn has taught them.

I think it’s pretty relateable, why fuck old when you can fuck younger, as long as you still look better than most younger people because you’re a freak in all the right way.

I mean she’s 47….

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I have no idea if this is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter or not, I just know that when I found out that Kate Beckinsale had a 16 year old daughter a bunch of years ago, I was shocked, you see because I wasn’t a Kate Beckinsale fan and I never saw Underworld with the nerds, so I wasn’t up to speed on how the properly aging attention seeker because she’s more hyped on aging hot than anyone else is, and some people are really fucking hyped on it….had shat out a baby when she was younger. It was a good case for have your kids young, so that you can bounce back…..and bounce back she did, banging all kinds of young dudes and getting press for it, like it’s an accomplishment, doing what men have done forever…because she’s still fucking hot.

Anyway, with Michael Sheen, not Charlie Sheen she had a daughter, who is in her 20s….and who has been racy in her own right, while at college posting sleazy shit along the way, and in keeping up with her generation here’s a topless selfie…..simple, harmless, not something that would ruin any potential career, not that celeb kids do the whole career thing….and we can assume next step is Only Fans, you know to be current with the generation and how they spend their time and make their spending money.

I don’t know if it’s her, or just some other reddit girl showing her tits, cuz it’s clou, but I don’t think it matters.

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Kate Beckinsale may not be a massive celebrity, but she’s famous, has a lot of creepy fans and still looks hot in her old age….when doing slutty pics like this, or just existing…she’s hot.

I bitch on the regular about how celebrities who have hated on influencers because influencers has basically discounted what it takes to become famous, you know mocking fame, and as much as we think Influencers suck, it’s amazing that they have the star power that annoys and upsets actual celebs, who are no different than any influencer, they are all equally lame, only celebs sucked a dick to get in, or had famous family members, which to them is a more honorable way to get famous.

However, when these celebrities do their own version of slutty instagram pics, or lower themselves to do their own version of slutty instagram, that you know were pics designed at least in this case for the young dude she’s fucking, trying to be hot, only to make the cut like “I’ll post that on IG, I look hot”…I like it…even though I hate social media.

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