Looks like Kate Beckinsale’s on the Elizabeth Hurley bikini plan. Never too old to turn to your fan base of loser dudes who like Vampire Movies from the late 90s, to give you that validation that keeps you from gorging on cake, quitting the fitness and the cocaine, or whatever other hormones she’s on, like a 40+ mom on reddit ready to reveal her fake tits, to get some positive feedback so that her husband can see her as a hot piece again…before connecting with reddit dudes he shares dick pics with…before going full cuck….before going full homo….it all starts with a 50 year old mom wife trying to feel hot….Kate Beckinsale is just the hollywood version of that.

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Kate Beckinsale is here acting like 47 year olds are the new freshly turned 18 school girl discovering herself, when really it’s justa 47 year old, that has the same 47 year old pussy that has had 47 years of use, and that is not the “new 18″….even if it looks pretty skinny.

There’s not arguing that Kate Beckinsale is hot and that she looks amazing for her age, but she’s still old as shit, even if old as shit doesn’t look like the 40+ fetish mags we used to steal from the corner store in the early 90s because the store owner didn’t give a fuck if they went missing since no one was weird enough to be buying them.

But she’s still 47. Skinny yes…but 47.

As far as I’m concerned, along with being used as a fantasy to her weirdo nerd fans, her only other use is to make other 40 year olds and even 30 year olds feel like fucking shit about themselves, makes them easier to fuck…and maybe some 20 year olds feel like there is hope that they will be this good at 47 too….committing to a life of staying skinny….but 20 year olds are made different now and all about the fat.

Either way, mom of an 18 year old in slutty fitness pants holding her skinny ass all together should be enough to tap into your fucking weirdness, to help you visualize and live out all the fucking perv shit you’re into…cuz I know ya’ll are weird.

Her she is grinding up against a punching bag…for the perverts..

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Kate Beckinsale either trained her dog to fuck her so that she feels good about herself on those days she realizes she’s getting old. You know sometimes taking the nerds that follow her seriously is hard to do because those nerds commit to any cause and were jerking off to Carrie Fisher basically to the point where she had her opiate overdose on a plane. Meaning when she was old and fat she was still hot to them cuz of Star Wars.

So training a dog for the feedback is just something easy to do to boost morale…

HOWEVER…she may just be some pervert bitch who does nothing all day but masturbate and like girls on the internet that I’ve seen or read about…she’s found that whole peanut butter thing works because dogs just have such strong tongues.

Regardless of whether her dog eats her cunt, or sniffs her cunt to see if it’s still a live, you know like a police dog trained to find the bodies / rotting corpses, or not she still kicked the thing….and that’s just mean….whether she’s in slutty shoes you’d expect Kobe’s 13 year old to play bball in and leggings or not….

What a bitch.

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Kate Beckinsale getting ready for the Critics Choice Awards by being all comedic by putting her pussy on her pussy while showing her flexibility that has made her a party favorite in all the “in crowds” in Hollywood.

She is playing it up, obviously, but nothing wrong with a woman who is still hot at 50, bringing it harder than she did when she was hot at 30, which is standard practice when the end is near, unless she is an actual vampire because her looking this good makes no sense to me.

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Her posing with cats does make sense to me, because there’s a reddit for girls who get photobombed when taking nudes by their cats….these are some non-nude selects because I run a SAFE for work operation here.

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I read that Kate Beckinsale, who defies all logic in being a mom of a 20 something year old, while looking like this, because I guess she puts a lot of effort into her being jerked off to, as some girls do…..well I read that she was the most googled “celebrity” of 2019….I read that on her INSTAGRAM because like all women, especially rich women who had fucked up issues growing up cuz daddy was too busy for them, fucking LOVE that people are into her and celebrate that shit, advertise that shit, may even have a T-shirt that says “I’m the most googled celeb of 2019” that she gives all her fucking friends with her Holiday Christmas form letter she sends out talking about how great she is, cuz that’s what narcissistic fucks who think we fucking care about their lives, and aren’t embarassed to be cunts about it….do.

That said, she looks fucking hot for her soon to be a granny like a trailer park granny, not even 50 and already baking the cookies, only in Kate Beckinsale’s case, she’ll probably be sucking off all her daughter’s baby daddy’s friends…cuz the difference between rich trash and poor trash…is the cost of the house or houses you’re fucking your baby momma’s mamma in….

Point being, Kate Beckinsale is hot…and Kate Beckinsale is Old…and Kate Beckinsale is a rich kid who craves attention and thus Kate Beckinsale is trash…expensive trash…at Diddy’s B-Day

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Kate Beckinsale is old, but she’s fucking awesome looking.

I have never seen her movies, I have never been a fan of her work, or even her existence. I just always liked that despite being a mom, she was hot bodied….and still is…I mean she’s got a 20 year old college aged daughter and she didn’t have her when she was 15….and she still looks like this…it’s pretty fucking remarkable and it should make every wife and mother out there who doesn’t look like this feel like shit about themselves for not fucking trying to take care of themselves…because clearly it’s possible…

I don’t know if her organs are rotted out or not, maybe the pussy’s got a smell but that could just be some Pete Wentz from SNL’s sperm from a few months ago stuck to the wrinkles…you know menopausal pussy deals with sperm differently than pussy that isn’t fucking expired…

That doesn’t mean she’s not HOT…cuz she’s hot…even if her pussy is dead….and motivated Pete Wentz from SNL to fuck Kaia Gerber’s infantile 18 year old pussy….she should still inspire and be be motivation for your weird nerd fantasy of being a superhero that breaths new life into her dead pussy…with your penis…

It’s hard to talk shit on something that looks this good…..

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I am not thankful for Kate Beckinsale spreading her legs like we were Pete Davidson back when she was cradle robbing a few months ago, before dude was like “I can fuck young hot chicks, I don’t need this vampire shit, now that I’ve had this vampire shit, cuz a 50 year old pussy, even packaged in the best possible package, is still a 50 year old pussy”….you can wrap a rotten meat sandwich in a fucking GOLD PLATED box…but it’s still a rotten meat sandwich….that is being held together with FITNESS WEAR / ACTIVE WEAR…the biggest asset to grocery store moms I’ve seen…even if it’s all a fucking lie once it’s peeled off the bitch…

I am sure you fanboys who can’t get enough of Kate Beckinsale…..and are actually thankful for her for other perverted reasons…like you’ve been jerking off to her for 20 years, why stop now…it’s as familiar and nostalgic as THANKSGIVING.

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Kate Beckinsale is on the hustle….showing off her flexibility.

She was a rich kid to start, her parent’s were working actors, at least from what I know, I am not doing a deep dive into Kate Bekinsale because who fucking cares about her backstory.

She’s some hot vampire woman with a 20 year old slutty daughter, despite not looking like a mom of a 20 year old daughter….and I don’t think being raised rich and connected makes a girl less slutty.

Some of the biggest sluts I know are rich kids, the whole having everything they want, not having a concept of money, needing to get a rush some how, somewhere, and using their pussy for that…

ANYWAY, here she is doing a demonstration on how to go from being a slutty rich kid, to a slutty rich kid with an acting career and fans…

Here is her daughter Lily Mo Sheen being a lesbian

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